Quitting Smoking

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Quitting smoking is easy.  I don't understand why people view it as a major accomplishment.  It's so easy in fact, that I've quit smoking at least 4 times in the last 6 months. 

I've never heard that joke before!

Hey, did you hear the one about a chicken crossing the road?

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Yo, word on the street is that quitting smoking now greatly reduces serious risks to your health.

[phattymatty]

so i'm almost at the three week mark, which is pretty good, but this morning i woke up with my upper lip and chin all blue, so i called a friend to figure out what happened, and i remember now, but i was snorting a whole bunch of speed last night.  i'm going to have to confirm with my doctor, but i'm pretty sure that's not good for you either.

[rjs246]

And here I was going to share with everyone the drinking bet that I won last night. Matt's already out-storied me. farger.

[phattymatty]

what was the bet?

[rjs246]

I had to drink one each of the nine beers on tap at the restaurant in 2 hours. I've had nine beers or more at once about seventy five hundred times before but I was never under time constraints and it was surprisingly difficult. Anyway, it made me drunk and we went out afterwards and I ended up passed out on my neighbor's shteinter. Again.

[Rome]

I drank Coors Light last night.  By myself!!!1111

[fansince61]

15 1/2 Months smoke free..Had to add cigars to the list FARG.  Feel good but certain things (MMORPG computer games) still have me reaching for the pack thats not there

[phattymatty]

So I didn't touch a cigarette from Jan. until about Sept., so like 8 months, then I started allowing myself one every now and then when I'm out at the bar.  so i'd have 3 or 4 a week for about a month, and now it has culminated with me buying a whole pack for a bachelor party last weekend and going through about a pack and a half this weekend in cincinnati.  my voice is almost totally gone and my throat feels like i swallowed the cigarettes while they were still lit.  time to go cold turkey again. 

[Seabiscuit36]

It's getting cold out, so im done smoking at work after this pack, i'll probably still smoke when we go bar hopping.  I'm weird and so is the wifey, we just do not have an addiction to Nicotine.  It doesnt matter how long i smoke for, i can just stop without thinking about it. 

[Diomedes]

I started up again at a wedding a couple months ago after 5+ years off.  I'm loving it.  And hating it.  That's the problem.  If I'm smoking, I wish I weren't.  If I'm not, I wish I was.  It's a hell of an addiction.

[hbionic]

If they shaped cigarettes like mini-penises and the butt was mushroom shaped and instead of smoking they called it, "lighting up another peenee"...most men would stop smoking, but some wouldn't but most women would start and love it but it would still probably lead to lung cancer and stuff.

[mussa]

I have no cravings until I drink. Then its over. I can go as long as I can go without drinking with no problems. I don't want to quit drinking but would love to quit smoking, but I don't think its going to work that way

[reese125]

Pop a chaw in, sit back and relax to your favorite show

[Seabiscuit36]

Pop a chaw in, sit back and relax to your favorite show

I love Seinfeld and Everybody loves Raymond while chewing some Skoal