Political Hippo Circle Jerk - America, farg YEAH!

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, December 11, 2006, 01:30:30 PM

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MDS

im pretty sure that idiot doesnt know what an abortion is, even though he is most likely the product of one.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Rome


PhillyGirl

Your Vote Score: 25% Republican, 75% Democrat



While you don't always agree with the Democrat party, it's a pretty good match for you.
Do be sure to research each candidate. A liberal Republican or independent candidate might fit you better at times.

Should You Vote Republican or Democrat?
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Rome


shorebird

Your Vote Score: 57% Republican, 43% Democrat



You are truly an independent voter, and you don't fit well with either party.
Maybe you should choose one issue to vote on - or look into third parties!

rjs246

At this point I can't even stomach this shtein.

"We're getting killed on the issues, so we'd better MAKE SH|T UP about Obama to distract people from talking about the issues."

Have some farging respect for yourselves and for the people you're asking to vote for you. fargers.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SD_Eagle5

Desperation and borderline racist tactic. Next she'll slip and call him Osama then follow it up with a you betcha.

Geowhizzer

Quote from: rjs246 on October 04, 2008, 10:42:17 PM
At this point I can't even stomach this shtein.

"We're getting killed on the issues, so we'd better MAKE SH|T UP about Obama to distract people from talking about the issues."

Have some farging respect for yourselves and for the people you're asking to vote for you. fargers.

My wife caught this tonight.  Looks like a sign of desparation from a failing campaign.

Don't know how it will play with others, but it's cementing my decision against McCain.

Rome

I heard John McCain actually spent six years with the VietCong or something.

Damn terrorist lover.

ATV


General_Failure

I'd like to couple up with her caboose, if you know what I mean. Oh yeah, I wanna put a load in her boxcar...


Sorry, didn't mean to derail the thread.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Eagles_Legendz

Your Vote Score: 53% Republican, 47% Democrat
You are truly an independent voter, and you don't fit well with either party.
Maybe you should choose one issue to vote on - or look into third parties!

Magical_Retard

funniest thing SNL has done in a long time:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/04/tina-fey-as-sarah-palin-i_n_131964.html

tina fey is amazing as Palin. Queen was a great cameo. Biden is also decent.

if they only had a good Obama impersonator.

but that opening skit on the debate was amazing. "HEY CAN I CALL YOU JOE? CAUSE I PRACTICED A FEW ZINGERS WHERE I CALL YOU JOE"
Marge: I have someone who can help you!
Homer: Is it BATMAN!!??
Marge: No hes a scientist
Homer: Batman is a scientist.
Marge: Its not BATMAN!

Diomedes

meh, the schtick is getting old

Latifah was good
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MadMarchHare

I thought this one wasn't as funny as last week, or the season opener.  Of course, dumbass I am, I thought that was Gwen Ifill (looked pretty similar).
Anyone but Reid.