the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[NGM]

Combined with that article, that might be the sexiest damn picture I have ever seen. 

[shorebird]

Just though this photo was pretty cool.

I thought so also. I read somewere that the sunspot was just about the size of earth.

[phattymatty]

i had a dream last night.  it was me and this hot girl i went to high school with in some kind of rock and roll exercise class.  hundreds of people there and everyone was singing and dancing and having a good time.  there were like a bunch of church pews in the back where people would sit when they wanted to take a beak.  we sat down for a minute and chris berman was sitting there, and in his hands he had a little baby.  little as in maybe 2 inches long.  and he had it wrapped in a paper towel.  when you squeezed the baby's head, a red light turned on in his stomach.  he kept doing it and showing me.  he was squeezing hard, it was gross.  i didn't want to squeeze it but berman made me.

[Tomahawk]

Good call. How could you not listen to Boomer?!

[General_Failure]

Why did Berman have a reverse Glow Worm?

[Father Demon]

A Missouri woman is dead after injuring herself while trying to do somersaults on an inflatable slide during her stepson's birthday party.

Ambulance district official Curt Steve says the family was celebrating the boy's 8th birthday Sunday. They were at a party outlet south of St. Louis when Sheri Stevens was hurt.

The 28-year-old Stevens may have broken her neck. Ambulance workers found her unresponsive at the bottom of a slide.

So, dumbass woman is trying to do flips, and breaks her neck and dies.  Why am I certain that her family just hit the lottery?

[Phanatic]

Win a Date with Maria Sharapova for $10,000!

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/Maria-Sharapova-could-be-yours-for-a-cool-10-00?urn=top,111671



Oh man oh manichewitz! For 10 gs there has to be a happy ending!

[Father Demon]

Woman in Cow Suit Arrested

A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit. 

Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham, while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening.  Allen also reportedly urinated on a neighbor's front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.

Police were later called to North Verity Avenue, where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic.  The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent.  She also allegedly cussed at the officer.

[rjs246]

I wanna party with that broad.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I wanna party with that broad.

You in the Pooh suit, her in the cow suit?  Good times.

[rjs246]

We would have sexy children together.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

They would look like a cross between Hollis Thomas and DJ AM (after the accident).

[rjs246]

I don't look that much like Holli... oh, wait a second. I see what you did there.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

On, the plus side, they would have huge nutsacks.  And the boys would have even bigger ones.

[Munson]

I'm going up to Temple tonight to drink my face off. Todd, I'm going to be with a ginger kid, so he's more likely to get shot then me, right?