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Started by rjs246, September 24, 2007, 08:42:40 AM

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SunMo

AIDS ice cream, that's the world i want to live in
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Father Demon

Quote from: FastFreddie on September 25, 2008, 10:14:29 AM
Quote from: Father Demon on September 25, 2008, 10:12:15 AM
I've even had breast milk squirted in my mouth by a Philippine prostitute.

If true, that is impressive and disturbing.

100%, on all three accounts.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Phanatic

Quote from: Father Demon on September 25, 2008, 10:12:15 AM
I'm kind of a pervert, and I've even had breast milk squirted in my mouth by a Philippine prostitute.

But this idea doesn't do it for me.

Well it was a lame attempt at humour. Now I'm realizing that it kind of grosses me out based on your story.
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PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: Father Demon on September 25, 2008, 10:12:15 AM
I'm kind of a pervert, and I've even had breast milk squirted in my mouth by a Philippine prostitute.

But this idea doesn't do it for me.

:-D

How much did that foray set you back?

Father Demon

I got the gold plan.  Didn't feel like moving up to the platinum and having her shtein on me.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PhillyPhreak54


Rome

That idea is udderly ridiculous.

PhillyPhreak54


Diomedes

Quote from: Father Demon on September 25, 2008, 05:29:14 PM
I got the gold plan.  Didn't feel like moving up to the platinum and having her shtein on me.

If karma or justice actually existed, one day your daughter would make a living serving the likes of you in the same trade.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MadMarchHare

HIV isn't as big a problem as hepatitis B and hepatitis C.
Plus, just ew.  I didn't want to sample my wife's breast milk, why would I want some strangers?

Nevermind the ethical issues of women getting pregnant just to sell their milk to Ben and Jerry...
Anyone but Reid.

rjs246

Milk is milk, so who really cares.

But let's face it, milk that comes from caged animals who will eventually be slaughtered for their delicious insides is far more tastier. It's science.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome


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