farg PETA.

[mussa]

oh i agree, but that was stupid post. i find it hard to even joke about torturing dogs

[rjs246]

You'll wear your fingers down to nubs responding to every stupid post on this board.

[SunMo]

haha, all the awful jokes on this board and torturing dog jokes offend you?


hahaha

i'll kick a dog in the throat if i can get a laugh out of it

[ice grillin you]

haha, all the awful jokes on this board and torturing dog jokes offend you?

beat me to it...what the hell?

[Feva]

Can't blame him.  Torturing dogs... like the internets... is serious bizness.

[mussa]

hey you can club a seal or shoot a cat, don't farg with a dog. the one animal on the planet that is loyal to humans and helps save a few here and there

i

[Cerevant]

Amused: http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

[PhillyPhreak54]

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has suggested that a famous ice cream company replace cow's milk with human breast milk in its products.

In a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Ice Cream, PETA executive vice president Tracy Reiman writes that the suggestion is based on an idea from a restaurant in Switzerland.

Storchen, Reiman wrote, is set to unveil a menu that includes food made with at least 75 percent breast milk. The humans who donate the milk are paid, according to the letter.

"If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers – and cows – would reap the benefits," Reiman wrote.

In the letter, Reiman also said that cow's milk is a hazard to the health of the ice cream company's customers because of the link between the dairy product and maladies including juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, anemia, certain types of cancer and other problems in children. 

Cows only produce milk before and after pregnancy, the letter says. They are forcefully impregnated every nine months in order to be constantly milked, Reiman wrote.

"The breast is best!" Reiman wrote. "Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben & Jerry's ice cream?"

The animal rights group is based in Norfolk.

Could end up with some good names for the flavors...

Areola Crunch

[shorebird]

Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Yeah, because PETA's stances are usually so well-crafted and logical.

Look, animals get raised for meat and slaughtered in nasty ways.  Guinea pigs are used as, well, guinea pigs for our shampoos and wives' makeup.  If they're going to take an ethical stand against that sort of thing, so be it.  They don't help their case at all when they pull crazy shtein like this.

[Magical_Retard]

mmm breat milk ice cream...

[PhillyGirl]

They clearly didn't think of how much will it cost for HIV testing, screening, etc of the women they intend to PAY to lactate for ice cream purposes. 

I can see some good in using breastmilk for medicinal purposes, but it has to be done with the same diligence and regulation as blood for transfusions.

The ice cream would end up costing more than a unit of blood, and doing NO ONE any good. Good grief. What a waste of time. They need to spend more time and money to spay and neuter, etc.

[Phanatic]

If the women are all really hot it could be marketing genius!

[Father Demon]

I'm kind of a pervert, and I've even had breast milk squirted in my mouth by a Philippine prostitute.

But this idea doesn't do it for me.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I've even had breast milk squirted in my mouth by a Philippine prostitute.

If true, that is impressive and disturbing.