Saint Favre looking to be the talk of Super Bowl weekend

Started by PhillyGirl, January 30, 2006, 08:55:21 AM

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MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: rjs246 on August 05, 2008, 04:15:11 PM
DEATH IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

Serious business.

I know, right?  The man lost his dad mid-season and went out to have the performance of a lifetime.  His wife has battled cancer.  He has battled prescription drug addiction caused by the pressure on a pro athlete to perform.

Go easy on Favre, people.  You aren't this mean in real life.

MDS

he also has a 75 year old obese man with a crush on him, so life must be tough.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

SD_Eagle5

Shawn Andrews could have avoided this whole mess if he would just threaten to retire every offseason.

mpmcgraw


Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome


PoopyfaceMcGee

#353
I've heard his penis only looks smallish because of his elephant-sized testes.


Speaking of elephants, Mike McCarthy said the Packers are done with Favre.

Rome

They should have just released him.  They brought this shtein on themselves by being only slightly more petty and selfish than Favre himself.

Awesome.

Here's hoping Farve gets hit on the head by a stray nuke on its way to destroying greater Wisconsin.

PoopyfaceMcGee

On Wisconsin,
On Wisconsin,
Eat your weight in cheese!

paco

One guy on espn said he is heading back to Mississippi and hanging it up.  Only way to make it more awesome if the following dialogue went down:
"So, can I have my 20 million now"
"No Brett, that offer has expired"

So much for calling their bluff.



(Sorry, Im loving this a little two much. F Favre)
I'm not from Philly but some say I'm blunt.

rjs246

Normally I'd make fun of mpmcgraw's obsession with my cork, but I have no idea who he is and couldn't care less. Frankly the tongue on my balls feels great.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mpmcgraw


rjs246

Quote from: FastFreddie on August 05, 2008, 07:49:32 PM
I've heard his penis only looks smallish because of his elephant-sized testes.

Perspective is everything.

Quote from: mpmcgraw on August 05, 2008, 10:28:01 PM
I=billy beane. 

This clearly means nothing to me.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.