Shawn Andrews chemical imbalance thread

[Seabiscuit36]

Someone just hold me and tell me Andrews will have another pro bowl year for the Eagles....

If he does make the probowl, will he have another gun pulled on him, and will that make him not want to make the pro bowl?

[Phanatic]

Damn... your bringing me down...

[BigEd76]

get your meds and get your ass to Lehigh

Is there really more to say than that?

[phattymatty]

[rjs246]

= Athlete.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Haha it's almost a given those negative comments he read online were from this website

We can make it like ES:

Shawn

I know that you're sad and feeling helpless, but just know that your extended family is here to support you. We know that you'll get over this in no time and be running through D-lineman on your way to the Pro Bowl. Best wishes on a speedy recovery!

SD/Mike

You forgot to leave you phone number, "in case he needs anything"

I just spit water all over my screen.  Happy birthday, assface.

[Butchers Bill]

If the guy has depression and its documented, any fines should be donated to an appropriate charity that helps people with similar problems.

[SD_Eagle5]

If the guy has depression and its documented, any fines should be donated to an appropriate charity that helps people with similar problems.

They could hire strippers for the parking lots for after home losses, that would make a lot of depressed fans happy.

[Butchers Bill]

If the guy has depression and its documented, any fines should be donated to an appropriate charity that helps people with similar problems.

They could hire strippers for the parking lots for after home losses, that would make a lot of depressed fans happy.

Well, with your ticket stub you can still get into the Fantasy Showbar in Mt. Emphraim for free.  The place used to be a lot better but what the hell...free ass.

[SunMo]

ass is never free, son

[Butchers Bill]

ass is never free, son

Point taken.

[SD_Eagle5]

If the guy has depression and its documented, any fines should be donated to an appropriate charity that helps people with similar problems.

They could hire strippers for the parking lots for after home losses, that would make a lot of depressed fans happy.

Well, with your ticket stub you can still get into the Fantasy Showbar in Mt. Emphraim for free.  The place used to be a lot better but what the hell...free ass.

That place is legendary, I'm pretty sure that was the first strip club half this board went too.

[phattymatty]

That place is legendary, I'm pretty sure that was the first strip club half this board went too.

Definitely my first.  My boy got us kicked out for putting his finger too close to the girl's butthole during the shower show.

[SD_Eagle5]

That place is legendary, I'm pretty sure that was the first strip club half this board went too.

Definitely my first.  My boy got us kicked out for putting his finger too close to the girl's butthole during the shower show.

no shtein, same exact thing happened to my buddy. $10 to rub lotion on her ass and he slides his finger in her hole. I probably would have done the same thing.

[General_Failure]

Stripper molesting aside, I've come up with a new rule for the NFL. Once a month every player must meet with an NFL-approved shrink for one hour. If the doctor says they're not too farged up, they're good for another month. If the doctor says they're too farged up, they get an uppaid week off and have to start seeing a shrink regularly. You miss your appointment with the doctor, you get another unpaid week off.