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PoopyfaceMcGee

#12030
July 15, 2008, 04:58:32 PM
That's Rome's kind of lady.

MDS

#12031
July 15, 2008, 04:58:47 PM
does the carpet match the drapes?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Susquehanna Birder

#12032
July 15, 2008, 05:02:33 PM
Probably...except that the carpet is below the knees (along with other things).

Diomedes

#12033
July 15, 2008, 09:34:34 PM
every website on earth has figured out how to post a video, except farging cnn

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Father Demon

#12034
July 15, 2008, 10:02:55 PM
and :CF
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Seabiscuit36

#12035
July 15, 2008, 10:05:24 PM
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#12036
July 15, 2008, 10:08:43 PM
well then I rest my goddamn case

= :CF

pathetic
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Yeti

#12037
July 15, 2008, 11:27:55 PM


Is that a stripper or Freddie Krugers mom?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

SunMo

#12038
July 15, 2008, 11:30:39 PM
i think it's John Vukovich's wife
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#12039
July 16, 2008, 11:28:19 AM

Phanatic

#12040
July 17, 2008, 11:13:17 AM
Just got back from vacation. My brother decided it would be cool to finish of vacation in the hospital with Ecoli in his bowels. Got it from red meat. There's a major recall on ground beef so cook the shtein out of your burgers and wash your hands after you handle them. Bleeding out your ass for 3 days did not look like a real good time!
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rjs246

#12041
July 17, 2008, 11:19:20 AM
Blood butt?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Phanatic

#12042
July 17, 2008, 11:36:30 AM
Perfect! Hopefully it won't need to have its own thread.
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Phanatic

#12043
July 17, 2008, 11:39:14 AM
To continue the good news while I was away on vacation the company I work for was officially bought out. Not a surprise to anyone of course. So far though it looks positive. Brito was here giving rah rah speeches all week. Most likely I'll be working for IBM global or something by the end of the year.
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Cerevant

#12044
July 17, 2008, 03:34:13 PM
*gape*

Bush Administration Tries to Redefine Contraception as Abortion

Watch out guys...masturbation is next on the hit list.
An ad hominem fallacy consists of asserting that someone's argument is wrong and/or he is wrong to argue at all purely because of something discreditable/not-authoritative about the person or those persons cited by him rather than addressing the soundness of the argument itself.
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