the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Sgt PSN]

Only in a sucky beer contest.

[Father Demon]

I need some help, and I'm turning to you idiots because I have no where else to go. 

You know those L-shaped little "keys" for your inside door knobs that you stick in the hole and twist to unlock the door?  When I moved in my house, we had one for every door.  Ever since my kids were able to reach them, they started disappearing.  Now, we have one.

Lowes, Home Depot, Wal-Mart - none of them sell the damned things.  I've exhausted my expert Googling skills because I don't know what they're called.  I know I can use a small screwdriver, but I need the keys in case my home goes on the market.

Whoever can find me a website that sells them wins the title "Google Search Best Ever Expert" and a forever friendship with me.

Anyone?  Anyone?

[Rome]

Stop talking about booze (beer) in the wrong thread, you Romes.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Synthetic fruit flavored beer = Hybrid cars

We're both totally gay! Yay!

You spent like $23k to be gay.  We spent like $8.  FTW.

[General_Failure]

I need some help, and I'm turning to you idiots because I have no where else to go. 

You know those L-shaped little "keys" for your inside door knobs that you stick in the hole and twist to unlock the door?  When I moved in my house, we had one for every door.  Ever since my kids were able to reach them, they started disappearing.  Now, we have one.

Lowes, Home Depot, Wal-Mart - none of them sell the damned things.  I've exhausted my expert Googling skills because I don't know what they're called.  I know I can use a small screwdriver, but I need the keys in case my home goes on the market.

Whoever can find me a website that sells them wins the title "Google Search Best Ever Expert" and a forever friendship with me.

Anyone?  Anyone?

Try bending on the those little 7-shaped "keys" you found.

[Father Demon]

 PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - U.S. brewer Anheuser-Busch Cos Inc (BUD.N) agreed to be acquired by Belgium-based InBev NV (INTB.BR) for $70 per share, a source familiar with the situation said on Sunday.

Anheuser would have representatives on the board of the combined company, which was slated to be called Anheuser-Busch InBev, the source said. An announcement was expected on Sunday night.

Gay name.

[Diomedes]

No sane person buys a house expecting those "keys" to be provided.

Move on to other problems.

[rjs246]

Synthetic fruit flavored beer = Hybrid cars

We're both totally gay! Yay!

You spent like $23k to be gay.  We spent like $8.  FTW.

My investment pays me back and, oh farg me, nevermind, we both lose...

[SunMo]

I need some help, and I'm turning to you idiots because I have no where else to go. 

You know those L-shaped little "keys" for your inside door knobs that you stick in the hole and twist to unlock the door?  When I moved in my house, we had one for every door.  Ever since my kids were able to reach them, they started disappearing.  Now, we have one.

Lowes, Home Depot, Wal-Mart - none of them sell the damned things.  I've exhausted my expert Googling skills because I don't know what they're called.  I know I can use a small screwdriver, but I need the keys in case my home goes on the market.

Whoever can find me a website that sells them wins the title "Google Search Best Ever Expert" and a forever friendship with me.

Anyone?  Anyone?

unbend a paper clip and stick in there

you just need something long and thin that fits the hole, you don't need a special key

[Father Demon]

I know that, but I wanted the keys for when it's on the market.  I found them:


We're doing all the necessary repairs and little upgrades now.  Well, a lot of them now.  The rest, like new carpet and painting the kids room beige will wait until an actual job offer is in hand.

[Sgt PSN]

I seriously doubt the absence of those keys would affect the market value of the house.  As long as you have 1 of them, it should be fine.  The new owners may decide to change all of the interior door knobs anyway since I'm sure all of them smell like your ass. 

[SunMo]

on a list of things i would look at or think about when buying a house, that is #11324543

[reese125]

damn...youre picky

[Yeti]

 Jose Canseco was knocked out by former Philadelphia Eagles return man Vai Sikahema in their celebrity boxing match Saturday.

Canseco's size advantage -- he is 6-foot-4, 245 pounds to Sikahema's 5-9, 205 -- was not a factor in the bout, which was over in the first round.

"When you step inside the square circle," Sikahema said, according to the Press of Atlantic City, "don't ever think that your size is going to matter because in Philadelphia, we will chop you down."

[SD_Eagle5]

PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - U.S. brewer Anheuser-Busch Cos Inc (BUD.N) agreed to be acquired by Belgium-based InBev NV (INTB.BR) for $70 per share, a source familiar with the situation said on Sunday.

Anheuser would have representatives on the board of the combined company, which was slated to be called Anheuser-Busch InBev, the source said. An announcement was expected on Sunday night.

Gay name.

Belgium makes the best beer in the world