the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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Geowhizzer

#11805
July 02, 2008, 06:49:46 PM
No thanks. :puke

PoopyfaceMcGee

#11806
July 02, 2008, 07:32:30 PM
She was cute before she died.

Susquehanna Birder

#11807
July 02, 2008, 08:21:53 PM
I saw a thing on the news where people keep sending her family links and/or copies of the gruesome pictures. People are sick fargs.

Geowhizzer

#11808
July 02, 2008, 08:24:01 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 02, 2008, 07:32:30 PM
She was cute before she died.

Yeah, cute kid.  Unfortunately, stupid kid, too.  And she paid for it.

mussa

#11809
July 02, 2008, 08:52:01 PM
hmmm no jokes about having sex with the headless neck?


jesus im going to hell for that
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Father Demon

#11810
July 02, 2008, 10:00:10 PM
Obviously she gives terrible head.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

mussa

#11811
July 02, 2008, 10:51:26 PM
 :-X
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

Father Demon

#11812
July 02, 2008, 10:59:13 PM
So, I sent my buddy an IM with a link to a porn vid in it...  it was funny as hell...   

Turns out his wife is online, and not my buddy.    WHOOPS!
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Diomedes

#11813
July 03, 2008, 12:30:51 AM
farg her

bitch
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

BigEd76

#11814
July 03, 2008, 11:42:03 AM
Alex Rodriguez + his wife + his stripper friend in Toronto + Madonna + Lenny Kravitz = fun for the NY Post

Seabiscuit36

#11815
July 03, 2008, 11:59:40 AM
I have 10 quartersticks, im thinking of throwing them at my neighbors who setoff fireworks late at night

Last year they were setting them off for the entire 2 weeks after the 4th.  Didnt care when i told them to stop, this year they are in for a surprise
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Yeti

#11816
July 03, 2008, 12:03:53 PM
I am pumping gas and I look above the pump.  There is a sign with a cop.  It says  "Click it or Ticket" and next to it sez "Pennsylvania, State of Independance"

:-D

If we are so independent, how come I don't get to decided when to use my seat belt.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

rjs246

#11817
July 03, 2008, 12:05:13 PM
It's the government's job to protect us from ourselves. Obviously.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Susquehanna Birder

#11818
July 03, 2008, 12:06:03 PM
Because your independence doesn't compare to millions of dollars of federal highway funds.

Cerevant

#11819
July 03, 2008, 01:09:40 PM
An ad hominem fallacy consists of asserting that someone's argument is wrong and/or he is wrong to argue at all purely because of something discreditable/not-authoritative about the person or those persons cited by him rather than addressing the soundness of the argument itself.
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