the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

What a shame, people being expected to know shtein. On Jeopardy, of all shows!

[Father Demon]

Kid gets decapitated from Batman roller coaster at Six Flags

They found the hat he was chasing:

[Munson]

Kid gets decapitated from Batman roller coaster at Six Flags

They found the hat he was chasing:

Aha apparently he was shoving people out of the way in line and butting and shtein.
Serves him right.

[General_Failure]

Ooh, I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I'd unwind.
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
And the guide...

Said not to stand, but that's a demand,
That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see.
Tell me.

Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
It's such a drag now.
I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or
yodel anymore,
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
Oh no!

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
What a bummer.
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.
No, no, no.

[Rome]

Only in Florida. . .

[rjs246]

And Alabama, and Georgia, and Mississippi, and South Carolina...

[ice grillin you]

i like the new florida law that went into effect today that allows you to bring your gun to work

[mussa]

We got a couple of these things flying around the farm.....



my wife was standing on the deck and one landed on the railing about three feet away and just sat there looking at her.  She called me up from the yard and I looked at it and thought it was OK but it was strange it would land and sit there.  She called a wildlife rehab place and they said "put a towel over it and put it in a box and bring it in."  We did, and the lady pulled a mouse bone out of it's throat.  She said "It will be fine now, good thing you brought it in or it would have starved to death."  We told her we would pick it up because it hangs out with its mate.  She said "I'll release it from here, it will find its way back, it knows where it lives."
I tell this story because I think my wife may have untapped powers over animals, or at least have their trust, and I would like to find a way to exploit it.  And also I think it is bizarre some bird can fly back 10 miles because some tree in my yard is it's home.  How do he know?

what the hell kinda bird is that?

[Geowhizzer]

i like the new florida law that went into effect today that allows you to bring your gun to work

I bet you I wouldn't get away with that! 

[Sgt PSN]

Why not?  I'm sure the kids in your class are.

[Rome]

I sent an e-mail to the idiot representative who sponsored the plate telling him that the South lost the Civil War and it's too bad that his ancestors weren't killed by their slaves.

[Sgt PSN]

Slaves isn't very pc.  They prefer to be called unpaid labor specialists.

[Seabiscuit36]

Slaves isn't very pc.  They prefer to be called unpaid labor specialists.

[Seabiscuit36]

Anyone ever use Flightaware.com for tracking airline flights?  Im watching my brothers flight, it disappeared off the map, farging weird.  Im guessing its just because its crossing the pacific

[rjs246]

No. He just died a briefly fiery, then subsequently waterlogged, death. My deepest condolences.