the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[MDS]

A voice mail Charlie Sheen left for Denise Richards:

"Yeah, I just got your other email and I'm a little confused because you told me that was something you only told a couple of people and this and that and I just, again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky, and you're a farging liar. Okay? You're a farging liar. So, you know what it's like, farg you. Okay, I hope you rot in farging hell. You're a piece of shtein farging liar and I hope you farging rot in hell. So farg you. I hope I never farging talk to you again you farging funhole. farg you. You're a coward and a liar and a farging stillupfront alright, so farg you."

[Father Demon]

I bet they get back together.

[Diomedes]

I bet he's crying on The View for the nation to forgive him within two weeks.

[ice grillin you]

A voice mail Charlie Sheen left for Denise Richards:

"Yeah, I just got your other email and I'm a little confused because you told me that was something you only told a couple of people and this and that and I just, again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky, and you're a farging liar. Okay? You're a farging liar. So, you know what it's like, farg you. Okay, I hope you rot in farging hell. You're a piece of shtein farging liar and I hope you farging rot in hell. So farg you. I hope I never farging talk to you again you farging funhole. farg you. You're a coward and a liar and a farging stillupfront alright, so farg you."

this post is worthless without audio

[MDS]

I'm sorry, let me call Denise and ask her for a copy....

[Diomedes]

don't forget to call her a stillupfront

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080619.wcurfew19/BNStory/lifeFamily/home

First, the father banned his 12-year-old daughter from going online after she posted photos of herself on a dating site. Then she allegedly had a row with her stepmother, so the father said his girl couldn't go on a school trip.

The girl took the matter to the court - and won what lawyers say was an unprecedented judgment.

Madam Justice Suzanne Tessier of the Quebec Superior Court ruled on Friday that the father couldn't discipline his daughter by barring her from the school trip.

Canada.

[Yeti]

Madam Justice Suzanne Tessier must of had PMS.

[Father Demon]

You know why they're called bitches?

[Cerevant]

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080619.wcurfew19/BNStory/lifeFamily/home

First, the father banned his 12-year-old daughter from going online after she posted photos of herself on a dating site. Then she allegedly had a row with her stepmother, so the father said his girl couldn't go on a school trip.

The girl took the matter to the court - and won what lawyers say was an unprecedented judgment.

Madam Justice Suzanne Tessier of the Quebec Superior Court ruled on Friday that the father couldn't discipline his daughter by barring her from the school trip.

Canada.

Quebec.  That's not really Canada.

[General_Failure]

I'm not young anymore. I don't know when this happened. I can't pull off all-nighters anytime I want. Pizza gives me heartburn. I don't know what a top of the line gaming PC looks like. Jailbait in slutty clothes makes me think those girls should have more respect for themselves. I forgot about my birthday. I've taken an interest in politics. The non-stop barrage of Firefox and Go Green advertising/publicity makes me want to punch someone.

[rjs246]

Jailbait still gives me boners. Other than that, I agree.

[General_Failure]

The boners are still there, but maybe they'd look nicer if they didn't wear so much makeup.

[rjs246]

Yeah I like to draw lipstick smiley faces on my boners too.

[General_Failure]

The mascara really takes a long time to put on.