the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Yeti]

 

emergency preparedness starts at home.

[Sgt PSN]

Real Deal is Real Broke

His $10 million estate in suburban Atlanta is under foreclosure, the mother of one of his children is suing for unpaid child support, and a Utah consulting company has gone to court claiming the boxer failed to pay back more than a half million dollars for landscaping.

A legal notice that ran Wednesday in a small local newspaper said Holyfield's estate will be auctioned off "at public outcry to the highest bidder for cash" at the Fayette County courthouse on July 1. The 54,000-square-foot home -- located on Evander Holyfield Highway -- has 109 rooms, including 17 bathrooms, three kitchens and a bowling alley.

[Feva]

His wife is suing him for $6,000 in child support payments.  The man can't pay 6 grand right now.  farging shame...

[Seabiscuit36]

i dont feel one bit sorry for someone that makes as much as he did, and blows it on a 54,000 square foot house with 109 Rooms.  Get someone to manage your money, or do a simple investment in something surefire.  farging idiot

[Diomedes]

I rather enjoy seeing someone like that lose it all..makes me feel a smidge better about having so little myself...at least I appreciate what I've got and I don't waste like a goddamned fool

[Seabiscuit36]

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Um, no.

[Sgt PSN]

I gotta admit......I'm not really getting what the hidden message is there.  Doves are terrorists? 

[Seabiscuit36]

I gotta admit......I'm not really getting what the hidden message is there.  Doves are terrorists? 

this should clear it up

[Seabiscuit36]

For some reason, these reminded me of SunMo

[rjs246]

I gotta admit......I'm not really getting what the hidden message is there.  Doves are terrorists? 

I'll take a stab at reading too much into it...

The US covertly armed the helpless bird Afghanistan to fight the Soviets and when they successfully drove them from their country they were left with a stash of arms and a war-torn country, freeing the helpless bird to do what it would. The US then let Afghanistan rot, rather than helping the country that essentially won the Cold War for us, as their infrastructure failed and extremists took over. Those extremists, which we essentially gave free reign to, in turn eventually identified the US as an enemy and attacked us via plane (you may have heard about it).

[Sgt PSN]

I gotta admit......I'm not really getting what the hidden message is there.  Doves are terrorists? 

I'll take a stab at reading too much into it...

The US covertly armed the helpless bird Afghanistan to fight the Soviets and when they successfully drove them from their country they were left with a stash of arms and a war-torn country, freeing the helpless bird to do what it would. The US then let Afghanistan rot, rather than helping the country that essentially won the Cold War for us, as their infrastructure failed and extremists took over. Those extremists, which we essentially gave free reign to, in turn eventually identified the US as an enemy and attacked us via plane (you may have heard about it).

That was my first thought......only less wordy.   

Dude = Bill Clinton
Bird = Bin Laden

I just figured it's been so long since the attacks and even longer since Clinton was President that surely people have moved on and found new material.  I guess not. 

Regardless, the next time I see a Dove, I'm busting a cap in it's ass......just incase. 

[rjs246]

And also, farg Oprah.

[MDS]

those are kind of funny. kind of.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I didn't even think the first one was in bad taste as much as it was simply unfunny.  Some of the others are better.