the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

There's no chance that you're actually 'laughing out loud' at that.

[Sgt PSN]

There is if he's been hitting the sauce.  Which is more than likely.  Therefore, I believe he actually did laugh out loud at that.

[rjs246]

Nobody asked you, jarhead.

[Father Demon]

Drunk driver hits bike race

[rjs246]

That's so awesome.

[Yeti]

Nice ride (he says sarcastically)
Rule of thumb, when you see a 76 Gran Toreno headed for you, get out the way.

[Susquehanna Birder]

The guy with the green shirt (and the pooped pants) agrees.

[Sgt PSN]

Nobody asked you, jarhead.

Cram it, sister. 

[Sgt PSN]

Drunk driver hits bike race

Not that I advocate drunk driving, but I find that to be a suitable punishment for anyone who rides in bike races. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Agreed.  Maybe they should offer the opportunity to drive into a bike race at a charity auction.

[phattymatty]

that might be the coolest picture i've ever seen.

[rjs246]

I advocate drunk driving. Mostly because I advocate people learning to hold their shtein together when they drink. And because herd-thinning is a good thing.

[Sgt PSN]

I farging hate cyclists.  They annoy me to no end with their stuip spandex body suits, goofy looking goggles and those helmets that look like an upside down bed pan.  There's a group of them that I see on my way into work sometimes.  I'll be sitting at a red light and all of a sudden like 5 or 6 of these douchebags go coasting by in single file with their heads tucked down and the back of their helmet pointing up a little bit like a spoiler.  Like these guys are going so farging fast that they need to use proper aerodynamics to ensure that they don't start flying away.  Every time I see them go by I have the urge to jump on the gas and take them out and drop a deuce in their helmets.      

[Yeti]

 

I think "150 miles of bike paths in this area and these knucklehead got to ride on the highway."

[Munson]

I'm working at Belmont this Saturday....Big Brown better win, I'm tryin to witness some history.