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Susquehanna Birder

#11400
June 03, 2008, 04:24:29 PM
I love how cyclists talk about sharing the road, but then they don't do things like stop at stop signs.

Father Demon

#11401
June 03, 2008, 04:27:58 PM
Caption:

"Sheryl Crow goes looking for Lance Armstrong"
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Father Demon

#11402
June 03, 2008, 05:05:41 PM
This would be the end of life as I know it.  I WON'T let it happen!!  It's still real to me, man!

QuoteOslo, Norway (CNS) - Glam rock Kiss founding members Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley are not in sync with their statements regarding a new reality contest that aims to find their replacement.

Simmons had confirmed to Norway reporter Roy Hilmar Svendsen that they are indeed looking for their replacements in a new reality TV show in the format of "American Idol."

He said, "We have already signed the contract, and it is going to go through in a couple of months."

However, Stanley was quick to refute his bandmate's statement, although he cleared he is not opposed to the idea.

He said, "These things are typical. Gene says something as if it was a fact, but there is no signed deal. The future has many possibilities. Will it happen next week? No! Am I opposed to the idea? Of course not."
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#11403
June 03, 2008, 07:05:02 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on June 03, 2008, 04:24:29 PM
I love how cyclists talk about sharing the road, but then they don't do things like stop at stop signs.

The best are the ones that ride like iceholes and also use recumbent bikes to do it.

Seabiscuit36

#11404
June 03, 2008, 07:08:58 PM
Ive downloaded about 10 gigs of music today
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Zanshin

#11405
June 03, 2008, 07:11:42 PM
From where?

Geowhizzer

#11406
June 03, 2008, 07:18:39 PM

Yeti

#11407
June 04, 2008, 12:10:13 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on June 03, 2008, 05:05:41 PM
This would be the end of life as I know it.  I WON'T let it happen!!  It's still real to me, man!

QuoteSimmons had confirmed to Norway reporter Roy Hilmar Svendsen that they are indeed looking for their replacements in a new reality TV show in the format of "American Idol."

Kiss announces replacement...

"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Susquehanna Birder

#11408
June 04, 2008, 04:40:23 PM
LOL @ Gene trying to find Condi's bootay.

MadMarchHare

#11409
June 04, 2008, 06:38:35 PM
What the farg is wrong with his face...
Anyone but Reid.

mussa

#11410
June 04, 2008, 07:43:29 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on June 04, 2008, 06:38:35 PM
What the farg is wrong with his face...

whats wrong with all their faces?
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MadMarchHare

#11411
June 04, 2008, 08:01:07 PM
I mean it's bad enough they're standing with that farging fascist funhole Leezy,

But that dude on the left, Jesus.  Cubism is an art form, not something found in nature.
Anyone but Reid.

Seabiscuit36

#11412
June 05, 2008, 06:45:42 AM
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#11414
June 05, 2008, 07:35:06 AM
there was some kind of an almost twister or something in the area I was working in yesterday..I got stranded for a while..at least a dozen very large trees knocked over or snapped, four poles down, houses and cars crushed..

the house I was in was hit but not bad and I'm sorry to disappoint you all,  but I was unhurt.

well, I'm hurting now from the rum and beer I consumed while watching the neighbors react each in his own way..it was like a zoo for stressed out humans

phone pics





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