the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Phanatic · May 21, 2008, 11:49:53 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on May 21, 2008, 10:59:38 PM
do chimps eat oranges in the wild? let's say they don't. what happens when you give a chimp an orange? does he eat it? like an apple, or does he peel it? does he change the way he eats them over time if he gets them often?

Not only will a Chimp change the way he eats it over time if that span of time is several generations the species might evolve some special skill concerned with said oranges. Or not depending on the situation.

Sgt PSN · May 22, 2008, 08:35:55 AM

If you gave a chimp pizza, would he learn to fold it in half over time or would he be content with letting all of the toppings drip off the front of the slice and then have to pick them up off the ground?

methdeez · May 22, 2008, 12:09:05 PM

From what I have seen of chimp behaviour, he would probably masturbate with it.

ice grillin you · May 22, 2008, 12:15:49 PM

Seabiscuit36 · May 22, 2008, 12:53:15 PM

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=seacrets+Ocean+City&ie=UTF8&ll=38.375274,-75.071962&spn=0.003499,0.007167&t=h&z=17

Where i'll be sunday

PoopyfaceMcGee · May 22, 2008, 12:56:04 PM

Seacrets? Really? Did Rome name the place?

Seabiscuit36 · May 22, 2008, 01:14:42 PM

Quote from: FastFreddie on May 22, 2008, 12:56:04 PM
Seacrets? Really? Did Rome name the place?

The owner is supposedly some english dude who made his money in the 80's selling coke, its a cool place in the daytime, ridiculous at nighttime.

PoopyfaceMcGee · May 22, 2008, 01:16:32 PM

So, aside from being English, the guy is basically exactly like Rome.

Rome · May 22, 2008, 01:54:02 PM

Sadly, that sounds like something I would do just to entertain myself.

PoopyfaceMcGee · May 22, 2008, 03:50:08 PM

This guy is now my favorite Democrat.

QuoteOn February 13, 2008 he was the only member of the House to vote against a resolution congratulating the New York Giants for the Super Bowl victory. "As a former 700-level security guard and lifelong Eagles fan, I couldn't, in good conscience, vote for the New York Giants", Murphy later stated. "The only thing worse would have been a resolution honoring the Dallas Cowboys."

Rome · May 22, 2008, 04:00:03 PM

Quote from: FastFreddie on May 22, 2008, 03:50:08 PM
This guy is now my favorite Democrat.

QuoteOn February 13, 2008 he was the only member of the House to vote against a resolution congratulating the New York Giants for the Super Bowl victory. "As a former 700-level security guard and lifelong Eagles fan, I couldn't, in good conscience, vote for the New York Giants", Murphy later stated. "The only thing worse would have been a resolution honoring the Dallas Cowboys."

That is the most awesome goddamn thing I've ever read in my life.

rjs246 · May 22, 2008, 04:07:03 PM

PANDERING TO THE CONSTITUENCY!

Susquehanna Birder · May 22, 2008, 04:17:24 PM

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 22, 2008, 01:14:42 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 22, 2008, 12:56:04 PM
Seacrets? Really? Did Rome name the place?
The owner is supposedly some english dude who made his money in the 80's selling coke, its a cool place in the daytime, ridiculous at nighttime.

I think I remember a place with a name like that back in the early 80s. It was just a bar/concert venue, though. Damned expensive beer, so I only went once.

ice grillin you · May 22, 2008, 04:21:21 PM

seacrets should be nuked off the planet

phattymatty · May 22, 2008, 04:29:52 PM

Quote from: FastFreddie on May 22, 2008, 03:50:08 PM
This guy is now my favorite Democrat.

QuoteOn February 13, 2008 he was the only member of the House to vote against a resolution congratulating the New York Giants for the Super Bowl victory. "As a former 700-level security guard and lifelong Eagles fan, I couldn't, in good conscience, vote for the New York Giants", Murphy later stated. "The only thing worse would have been a resolution honoring the Dallas Cowboys."

jesus that dude has accomplished a lot at 34. farg him.