2008 Point & Laugh at the skins thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Apparently the hot discussion over on ES was "the look" Kelly gave when he was drafted. I guess he shot a dirty look when announced as a taterskin.

So to compensate some guys over there are posting things about a charity he works with in Washington as proof that he doesn't hate being a taterskin.

[Rome]

sean taylor's femoral artery approves of this draft thus far.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Portis Gets Restructured Deal


The taterskins have guaranteed the next two seasons of running back Clinton Portis's contract, according to league sources, after restructuring his contract again this offseason and giving him a new $9.32 million signing bonus to lower his cap figure. Portis is guaranteed $15 million through the 2010 season (though not all of his 2010 salary is guaranteed), a significant investment in a 26-year-old running back who has struggled through injuries and conditioning issues. . . .

The taterskins have issued roughly $48 million in roster and option bonuses to players on the roster in 2008, according to NFL Management Council reports. Their signing-bonus spending is second-most in the league despite the team not investing any bonus money on outside free agents.

[reese125]

What the farg is being said in this meeting room?

"Yo guys, we need to get another WR."

[Rome]

the racists just took colt brennan.  somewhere don ho is crying a little.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

the racists just took colt brennan.  somewhere don ho is crying a little.

Yeah, but first they nabbed a punter.

[PhillyPhreak54]

with folks like Jim Zorn and Todd Collins to work with, who knows what might develop?

Who the hell are those two, QB messiahs? Gimme a break. Thats what everyone is saying over there, how well ZORNY will help this dude.

[General_Failure]

Me so Zorny?

[ice grillin you]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9RiitZEHxA

[ATV]

From the little I've seen this Kelly guy looks like a better player than the other WR they took.

[MDS]

You have a jew who convinced bush to run for president making your draft picks. go to hell and die.

[PhillyPhreak54]

From the little I've seen this Kelly guy looks like a better player than the other WR they took.

World class whiner though. Good fit on your team.

[Sgt PSN]

From the little I've seen this Kelly guy looks like a better player than the other WR they took.

Why do you care? 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Hey, it's better than his incessant ramblings on politics.

[Sgt PSN]

But not as good as if he drank a bottle of drain-o.