NFL Players Arrested - 2008

[Rome]

The new Bengal uni's are awesome:

[QB Eagles]

Lewis has to be done if they miss the playoffs, right?

[Sgt PSN]

You'd have to think so.  Who's the GM responsible for drafting/aquiring these guys too?  Gotta put just as much blame on him, if not more. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

I don't think they really have a true GM. Mike Brown calls the shots there and he sucks.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Michael Vick plays both ways

[paco]

Michael Vick plays both ways

Oh no he did-nt


(Looks like he lied to Blank.... Again)

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Ha.  But if you're an inmate and you see that the new guy on the block is a professional QB, you might be so inclined to participate in a very regular game during "recess" (or whatever they call it).

[paco]

Ha.  But if you're an inmate and you see that the new guy on the block is a professional QB, you might be so inclined to participate in a very regular game during "recess" (or whatever they call it).

No argument here.  He may very well be playing QB for both teams in pick up games.

However, Vick told Blank that he was in a league... which apparently doesnt happen until the fall. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Without the transcript of their correspondence, I cannot make the decision as to who is the bigger liar liar pants on fire.

But we do know Vick's pants are on fire in general, thanks to the Herpes.

[paco]

"He is staying in shape," Blank told the Daily News. "Apparently, there was a prison football team and he played quarterback for both sides."

Thats good enough for me, Liberal.

[QB Eagles]

Dolphins fullback arrested for stereotypical "tough guy" bullshtein.

WESTON, Fla. -- Miami Dolphins fullback Reagan Mauia was charged with punching another man in the face and knocking him unconscious in a restaurant parking lot early Friday.

The victim, Michael Gianatassio, was treated at a hospital and released. Mauia was charged with battery and released on $1,000 bond, the Broward County Sheriff's Office said.

According to witnesses, Gianatassio and his girlfriend were walking by when Mauia asked Gianatassio what he was looking at. Gianatassio replied he wasn't looking at anyone, then was punched by the 270-pound Mauia, the sheriff's office said.

Mauia fled, but a witness took a photo of his vehicle, which allowed the sheriff's office to track him down. A witness identified him as the person who punched Gianatassio, the sheriff's office said. After being booked at the county jail, Mauia was released.

[Diomedes]

ha...he just lost at least 50k if he's lucky and the guy settles low

[Father Demon]

I would love for that shtein to happen to me.

[General_Failure]

You better start eyeballing more guys at the club. Make sure you go to the right club though.

[Sgt PSN]

Demon lives in St Louis.  If he's lucky, he'll get hit by a shteinfaced Leonard Little.