The Eagles Offseason Thread(all aboard the Brian Finneran bandwagon)

[Wingspan]

And they asked him about playing in Philly and he said that he wants to bring us the championship that he promised and he wants to play his entire career as an Eagle. "I want to wear nothin' but green".

He's getting traded to the Jets?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

They could use a quarterback.

[SD_Eagle5]

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THOMAS CHANGES NAME . . . AGAINPosted by Mike Florio on April 3, 2008, 9:19 a.m.
Last year, Eagles tackle Tra Thomas changed his name to William Thomas.

He's now changing his name back to Tra.Sheesh.

As we pointed out in a recent One-Liner, Eagles defensive end Juqua Thomas recently changed his name to Juqua Parker.  Former Eagles cornerback William Peterson previously changed his name to William James.

In order to better relate to his players, we suggest that coach Andy Reid change his name as well. 

How about T-Bone?  (Hopefully it hasn't already been claimed.)

[phattymatty]

thats not true is it?  juqua parker?

[SD_Eagle5]

thats not true is it?  juqua parker?

Yes

[PhillyGirl]

I never stopped calling him Tra.

So there.

[Diomedes]

T-Bone.

ha

[Yeti]

I say we try to get Chris Henry.
When we play Dallas it would be like a prison yard fight.

[phattymatty]

i will be at the Novacare complex tomorrow in some kind of punt, pass, and kick competition.  hopefully it's going to be me and 4 of my 30-year old friends against some teenagers.  and i'll be getting a tour of the place and eating dinner with some players. 

[rjs246]

I can't wait to meet Hank Baskett. Did you know that he had two receptions of over 80 yards as a rookie?!

[MadMarchHare]

Embrace the future.  He's like Larry Fitzgerald without any talent or athletic ability.
And he comes cheap.  You know, so we can save money to not pay Westbrook what he's actually worth.

[Butchers Bill]

i will be at the Novacare complex tomorrow in some kind of punt, pass, and kick competition.  hopefully it's going to be me and 4 of my 30-year old friends against some teenagers.  and i'll be getting a tour of the place and eating dinner with some players. 

Don't forget to compliment Joselio on his junk.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Wouldn't gagging on it in the handicapped stall be complimentary enough?

[PhillyGirl]

ESPN BENGALS VIDEO RAISES EYEBROWS
Posted by Mike Florio on April 10, 2008, 9:32 a.m.

As the 2008 draft approaches, the folks at ESPN are putting each team "on the clock," via brief video discussions about what each team should be looking to do in the upcoming effort to bring in new talent from the college ranks.

On Wednesday, however, several readers noticed something strange.  In the version of the Bengals "on the clock" video that was posted on ESPN.com, the guys spoke as if receiver Chad Johnson is no longer a member of the team.  The video has since been taken down.

But the actual video that aired on SportsCenter didn't refer to Ocho Stinko in the past tense.

Our guess?  They taped two of the segments in the event that the Bengals opted to trade Johnson before the date on which the segment aired, and the wrong one got posted on ESPN.com.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

OMG itz a dun deel hes a bird go team