the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyPhanInDC]

STORY & CASTiNG

Junge Gils lieben Sport.... vor allem
Matratzensport. Einmal beim joggen oder bei der
Fitness in Fahrt gekommen, sind ihre Hoeschen
bald nass geworden.... und zwar nihct nur vom
schwitzen! Ein knackiger Bay oder eine reizende
freundin in der Naehe tragen zweifelsohne mit
dazu bei. Denn wie man sehen wird, finden die
jungen Dinger Sex in allen moeglichen Verianten
und Stellungen viel geiler als Sit-Ups, Crusches
oder Powerstretching. wer auf niedliche Girls in
Hotpants Soeckchen und Turnschuhen steht, wird
beim betrachten dieses Lehrfilmes ganz sicher
schnell in sportliche Begeisterung geraten!

BabelFish is useful.

Not really:

Young Gils loves sport.... above all mattress sport. Once with the joggen or with the Fitness into travel come, its panties are soon wet become.... nihct only of sweat! A knackiger Bay or an attractive friend in the proximity contributes without a doubt also to it. Because how one will see, the young Dinger Sex finds many more geiler in all possible Verianten and positions than Sit Ups, Cru or Powerstretching. who on nice Girls in Hotpants Soeckchen and turnschuhen is located, with will regard this instructional film completely surely fast into sporty enthusiasm guessed/advised!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

BRUSHING YOUR TEETH CAN KILL YOU

[BigEd76]

The snow is sticking to the ground and I don't have my mandatory bread, milk and eggs yet.  F....

[Munson]

BRUSHING YOUR TEETH CAN KILL YOU

Kind of ironic since she's kind of attractive with the exception of her horse teeth.

[rjs246]

This shtein makes me so farging angry.

The government has stolen land for years. To steal it in the name of building a wall between us and the outside world is enough to make my farging brain explode.

[Sgt PSN]

Normally I stay the hell away from pizza joints like Dominoes and Pizza Hut but I don't feel like cooking tonight and it's cold as 4 winters out so I don't want to leave to go pick up a pizza at a regular pizza shop so I decided to order from Pizza Hut.  I went on their website to check out the menu and noticed that they offer wings now too.  So I called them up and ordered my pizza and some wings and when I asked them for some ranch for the wings they told me it costs extra.  Like a dollar extra per cup. 

WTF is that all about?  I'm seriously getting sick of the corporate places trying to nickel and dime me on crap that they can afford.  The local pizza shop down the street from me gives me all the condomints I want free of charge even though they don't make anywhere near the profit that the local Pizza Slut does. 

[reese125]

Normally I stay the hell away from pizza joints like Dominoes and Pizza Hut but I don't feel like cooking tonight and it's cold as 4 winters out so I don't want to leave to go pick up a pizza at a regular pizza shop so I decided to order from Pizza Hut.  I went on their website to check out the menu and noticed that they offer wings now too.  So I called them up and ordered my pizza and some wings and when I asked them for some ranch for the wings they told me it costs extra.  Like a dollar extra per cup. 

WTF is that all about?  I'm seriously getting sick of the corporate places trying to nickel and dime me on crap that they can afford.  The local pizza shop down the street from me gives me all the condomints I want free of charge even though they don't make anywhere near the profit that the local Pizza Slut does. 

suck it up and pay the bean you cheap bitch

[Sgt PSN]

Why?  I've got a bottle of ranch in the fridge for free. 

[MadMarchHare]

And their wings will certainly suck.  I mean, they can't make a farging pizza, how the hell are they going to make wing sauce?

[Munson]

They've had wings for like 10 years now.

They were better back then.

[General_Failure]

Everything used to be better. Also, Pizza Hut wings will give you mud butt more than the pizza will.

[rjs246]

Never ever talk bad about Pizza Hut ever again. iceholes.

[Feva]

BRUSHING YOUR TEETH CAN KILL YOU

From the looks of her teeth... she probably died of shock from toothpaste touching her mouth for the first time in years.

[Sgt PSN]

And their wings will certainly suck.  I mean, they can't make a farging pizza, how the hell are they going to make wing sauce?

Yeah, they sucked something awful. 

They've had wings for like 10 years now.

They were better back then.

Really?  They've had them for 10 years?  Shows how often I order from Pizza Hut. 

Everything used to be better. Also, Pizza Hut wings will give you mud butt more than the pizza will.

I don't know if it was the wings, pizza or both (probably both) but I kept waking up in the middle of the night coughing up that little bit of vomit that burns the back of your throat worse than moonshine and sandpaper.  Plus I had a mild case of mud butt this morning too but nothing worth going into detail about. 

Never ever talk bad about Pizza Hut ever again. iceholes.

Why?  Their pizza sucks.  All pizza chains suck.  Pizza should be greasy and the cheese should basically slide right off the crust.  And if the slice isn't big enough for you to fold then it's too farging small. 

[SunMo]

you're the one that ordered from Pizza Hut...what did you expect dummy