The Orgasmic Joys Of Bacon

rjs246 · December 31, 2007, 08:37:32 AM

A friend of mine bought me a chocolate candy bar with bacon bits in it this weekend. It was gross as shtein and yet I couldn't stop eating it.

General_Failure · January 13, 2008, 03:36:59 AM

I'm going to cook my bacon like this from now on.

Rome · January 13, 2008, 09:26:54 PM

I had bacon twice this weekend. I cooked a whole package of it for breakfast yesterday but had to share that with the ingrates I call my family. It was still good though even if I had to share it.

I also had a BLT this afternoon and didn't share a bite with those freeloaders.

I win.

rjs246 · January 14, 2008, 07:51:00 AM

I make a bacon scramble with eggs, diced bacon, pesto and romano cheese. If there is a better breakfast than my bacon scramble with a side of bacon I am yet to come across it.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 14, 2008, 08:25:45 AM

Way to gay up the bacon with pesto, gayer-upper.

rjs246 · January 14, 2008, 08:55:48 AM

Pesto is farging delicious and don't even pretend like it isn't.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 14, 2008, 09:07:16 AM

Agreed. However, while you should always be looking for ways to add bacon to your pesto (or anything else for that matter), you should not be looking to add pesto to your bacon. Gay.

rjs246 · January 14, 2008, 09:15:27 AM

Well if you're going to split hairs, I was actually adding bacon and pesto (and cheese) to eggs. With a side of bacon for good measure.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 14, 2008, 09:16:10 AM

The side of bacon is the only reason your beanbag didn't shrivel up and die.

rjs246 · January 14, 2008, 09:17:11 AM

My beanbag rules all.

reese125 · January 14, 2008, 10:18:23 AM

bean bag? cmon kid....I had a bean bag when I was playing Madden pulling bongs in college. whats going on here?

rjs246 · January 14, 2008, 10:32:13 AM

Wow. You're really not funny. Or smart.

reese125 · January 14, 2008, 10:34:49 AM

i just guessed you were talking about your buddies down there..my bad

ice grillin you · January 14, 2008, 11:08:59 AM

shocking that you would have balls on your mind

PhillyPhanInDC · January 15, 2008, 01:50:03 PM

On topic.

There is a small catering operation on the first floor of my building, and they serve lunch. It's run by a 250lb woman, and after today, I would happily farg her brains out to thank her.

Today's special was a BLT. With a 1/2 pound of bacon (prior to cooking). The meal also comes with chilli cheese fries with extra bacon and a can soda for $5.75.

I'm going to get up out of my chair and have some palpitations.