the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

more cushion for the pushin

By the way, 70 stone is equal to 980 pounds.

[rjs246]

Bulimia should have been prescribed.

[MadMarchHare]

Nothing a couple of tapeworms couldn't have fixed.

[Phanatic]

that is incredibly accurate! I mean wouldn't tape worms make a perfect symbiotic relationship in this case?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

There is still hope for MDS, but Yeti will probably miss the fun.

[rjs246]

Those robots' butts are going to be awfully sore.

[BigEd76]

that ish better be self-cleaning like an oven

[Seabiscuit36]

I had leftover meatballs in sauce for lunch today.  Apparently when i heated the tupperware thing it sucked the lid down.  I was going to wait a minute to let it cool before i opened it.  Instead about 30 seconds later the lid blew off up a foot high, with sauce going everywhere, and on me.  Now my office looks like a scene from Deathproof

[Feva]

Hit.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Skinny. Silver. Bitch.

[Geowhizzer]

Ariz. beauty queen accused of kidnapping

[Diomedes]

thank you for not posting her mug shot

[reese125]

amazing what make-up can do

[Diomedes]

gollum?

[rjs246]

Gollum needs to proactive for that forehead patch. Yikes.