Happy Holidays

Sgt PSN · December 25, 2007, 12:52:09 AM

I love using Christmas as a way to farg with my kids and get them to do shtein that they normally give me a hard time about......

Do the dishes or Santa isn't coming.

Clean your room or Santa will put coal in your stocking.

Bring me a beer or Santa will slit your throat when you're sleeping.

What a great farging holiday.

Sgt PSN · December 25, 2007, 12:59:43 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T3sai5Okys

Greatest Christmas Movie Ever

Drunkmasterflex · December 25, 2007, 02:03:55 AM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 25, 2007, 12:59:43 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T3sai5Okys

Greatest Christmas Movie Ever

Not just the greatest x-mas movie ever, one of the best comedies.

"Tis the season to be Merry!"

"Thats my name."

"No Shtein"

Unfortunately I have not been able to find a copy of that over here, just isn't Christmas without it.

General_Failure · December 25, 2007, 07:59:42 AM

My Christmas day was full of steak and Jim Beam. Mostly the latter.

Diomedes · December 25, 2007, 08:28:13 AM

You drink now? Jesus farg, they're corrupting you over there..

NGM · December 25, 2007, 10:27:23 AM

Merry Christmas tool sheds. Hope all is well.

Susquehanna Birder · December 25, 2007, 12:39:43 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on December 25, 2007, 08:28:13 AM
You drink now? Jesus farg, they're corrupting you over there..

It's only Jim Bean, though. That's one notch below Jack Damiels.

mussa · December 25, 2007, 01:32:16 PM

jim beam? christ thats awful stuff

Susquehanna Birder · December 25, 2007, 01:53:42 PM

Quote from: mussa on December 25, 2007, 01:32:16 PM
jim beam? christ thats awful stuff

Nice to see that you can pay attention to detail.

MadMarchHare · December 25, 2007, 05:02:42 PM

Bourbon, much like scotch, is awful until you spend big money. JD is just as close to gasoline as Beam, IMO.

General_Failure · December 25, 2007, 05:55:54 PM

I still don't drink, but my future father in law kept pouring them. His method of mixing drinks seems to be filling half the glass with alcohol and then adding some coke to it.

BigEd76 · December 25, 2007, 07:47:32 PM

the 24-hour marathon of "A Christmas Story" is coming to an end. Life returns to normal...

SunMo · December 25, 2007, 10:23:59 PM

so...my wife gets me a Toshiba HD-DVD player for one of my gifts. i hook it up by re-attaching all of the cables that originally were hooked up to the old DVD player. i use component cables to the tv and standard audio cables to my audio turner. i put in a DVD to test and i can see it but i can't hear anything. i mess around with it for an hour...switching cables, switching input locations, different DVD...everything i can think of, but no sound. i finally give up and we go do the parents tour for the rest of the day. i come home, put on the same DVD, change nothing else, and the sound works....weird.

Sgt PSN · December 25, 2007, 10:32:56 PM

Gremlins?

Sgt PSN · December 25, 2007, 10:35:14 PM

I bought my kids all 3 Guitar Hero games for playstation and 2 wireless guitars. After 6 hours of playing I've learned 2 important things.

1. I never want to hear "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar ever again. It's the only song out of all 3 games that my daughters wanted to play.

2. I do in fact, know how to rock as evidenced by my near perfect scores. Especially when "Mississippi Queen" by Mountain comes on.