the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Sgt PSN]

I am.........from the waist down. 

[hbionic]

That explains the ashy legs.


I believe 'Oh, Schnap!' is in order. 

[Sgt PSN]

Ashy legs > dirty knees and elbows

[SD_Eagle5]

To Catch a Con-Man was on MSNBC. Chris Hanson responds to those email scams, meets the guy, then exposes him. Great television.

[Drunkmasterflex]

Yesterday my roommate left for Iraq, I almost felt bad for them until I came home today.  He left pretty much all of his crap for me to deal with at our apartment.  AIDS

[Feva]

Any black person willingly living in Georgia is stupid in my book.

Feva says hi. 

Feva's not a person

Because he's black? 

Because he works for TV.

because he's a mets fan

So that's what, 3 strikes then? 

I guess I picked the wrong time to be away from the computer.  Kiss my ass.




Munson... shut up, kiddo.  You know not what of farg you speak.

[rjs246]

Five years ago I bought a TV. It has followed me through four moves and did not have any problems until this weekend when the sound just died for no reason. That TV cost me $60.

So I went out and bought a new TV yesterday. This TV cost a little over $900. By my calculations this TV should last the next 75 years.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

So I went out and bought a new TV yesterday. This TV cost a little over $900.

I bought a new TV yesterday also, jerk.  Only mine cost a little UNDER $900.  Sucker.

[rjs246]

Wow! I don't care.

[mussa]

Five years ago I bought a TV. It has followed me through four moves and did not have any problems until this weekend when the sound just died for no reason. That TV cost me $60.

So I went out and bought a new TV yesterday. This TV cost a little over $900. By my calculations this TV should last the next 75 years.

its pretty sad when people buy a tv and they die in 5 yrs. hell people still have the tv's that were meant to be put on the floor and had a wood frame built onto them. those fargers lasted for years. just don't make em like they used too.

[rjs246]

Apparently, one of my female coworkers has been complaining to another coworker about how much I 'adjust' myself in public. I have, predictably, made the decision to adjust myself as much as humanly possible in front of her from now on.

I'm looking for additional suggestions on ways to exploit the situation for my own entertainment. If it's helpful, keep in mind that this woman is more or less on the verge of being fired for incompetence...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I think you're already putting more effort into her than she deserves.

If anything, ensure every work-related mistake she makes is magnified and communicated to senior management.  Ultimately, annoying her is less fun than helping to make sure her moronic ass gets fired.

[rjs246]

I was previously in charge of her before a recent promotion and I am already the reason that she is on the verge of being fired. She's about as dumb as a sack of smashed iceholes. At this point she's on an 'employee improvement plan' which ultimately will lead to her ass being unemployed. Between now and then I just want to giggle as much as possible.

[SunMo]

do the thing where you stand up, and bend your knees outward, and pull down on your under roos with both hands, i love that move

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Crack open an expired egg and leave it in the back of one of her desk drawers over the weekend.
Also, leave a very large container of Gold Bond conspicuously on your desk at all times.