the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

buy some nair and a razor and sit them on your desk

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Ever see the "Labyrinth" with David Bowie? What you need are some gratuitous crotch shots similar to those in the movie. Don't use spandex though.

[rjs246]

Ever see the "Labyrinth" with David Bowie? What you need are some gratuitous crotch shots similar to those in the movie. Don't use spandex though.

That movie is one of my favorites. Jennifer Connoley was hot as a teenager. I model my entire wardrobe on Bowie's character.

[SunMo]

That movie is one of my favorites.

lose

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I model my entire wardrobe on Bowie's character.

I guarantee SunMo got half a stock when he read that.  Munson probably beat off to it.

[SunMo]

i guarantee your trombone was fully extended typing that

[rjs246]

That movie is one of my favorites.

lose

Wrong. Just watched it again recently and it is so 80s-weird, child-porn-uncomfortable I don't see how anyone could not consider it a classic.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

When I was a kid, it was great. That and Princess Bride, Dark Crystal, and The Never Ending Story. I tried to watch it once a few years ago, and the David Bowie singing, dancing, and general cock flailing proved too much. I prefer to remember it as I did when I was a kid.

Back to my original crotch shot point. Sneak up on her when she is sitting down, so her face is at the appropiate height, then clear your throat or say, "Excuse me", so when she turns around: Wham-o! Then scratch before she turns away in disgust/immense pleasure.

Also add something clever like a shout of "Olé!" as you walk away in triumph.

[rjs246]

When I was a kid, it was great. That and Princess Bride, Dark Crystal, and The Never Ending Story. I tried to watch it once a few years ago, and the David Bowie singing, dancing, and general cock flailing proved too much. I prefer to remember it as I did when I was a kid.

I loved all of those movies. The Never Ending Story is also more or less unwatchable now but that didn't stop me from buying it for $3.

Back to my original crotch shot point. Sneak up on her when she is sitting down, so her face is at the appropiate height, then clear your throat or say, "Excuse me", so when she turns around: Wham-o! Then scratch before she turns away in disgust/immense pleasure.

Also add something clever like a shout of "Olé!" as you walk away in triumph.

Haha.

[SunMo]

good stuff

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The current first lady and now incoming President of Argentina

Rome?  Hit?

[SunMo]

absolutely hit

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Argentinian girls give up the crusty donut like nobody's business. Plus they have asses like the girls IGY is too shy to step to.

[Sgt PSN]

I won't cry for Argentina but I'll buss-a-nut all over that. 

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I won't cry for Argentina

Weaksauce.