Also, where are the Haikus? (MURP)

Started by hbionic, September 17, 2007, 11:55:51 AM

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Sgt PSN

I peed on the seat
In the bathroom where I work
rjs likes that

rjs246

Six japanese whores
Pooped in Eli Manning's mouth.
His rager was huge.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

Did I mention that
The whores were really small boys?
Eli loves it. Freak.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

The next time I laugh
At one of rjs' stupid jokes
I will cum with joy
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

Aw shucks, MDS.
You can't get enough of me.
Now, smell my starfish.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

chinese what the farg
rjs is shtein faced smashed
the lucky funhole




hbionic

I believe in God
I believe in Aliens
Fat girls armpits smell
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


PoopyfaceMcGee

The Eagles suck ass
Loads and loads of moldy ass
I wish Reid had AIDS

Wingspan

It took just five hours
Philly is now baseball town.
O' Fly Phillies Fly!
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Sgt PSN

I would like to give
Andy Reid a juicy aids
lollipop to suck

Yeti

I am a homer
but even I have to admit
things do not look good.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Geowhizzer

#131
T.O. gets last laugh
Philadelphia Eagles
Games smell like a rat.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Yeti on October 03, 2007, 10:35:34 AM
but even I have to admit

8. You suck, Yeti.
You suck at haikus and life,
But mostly at life.

SunMo

Andy is lucky
That the Phillies are so awesome
At least for a week
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

SunnyMo also
cannot count up to seven
It's probably AIDS