Takeo Spikes, Kelly Holcomb, Philadelphia Eagles

[methdeez]

You are an idiot.

[Magical_Retard]

im sick of it too. he should be doing pushups instead off jokes. he should also be answering questions within seconds of a made up controversy. he should also be like TO and be mentally tough.

[The BIGSTUD]

There's no fun in football! Stop being a human being McNabb. You need to be a robot.

[SunMo]

i don't care about him trying to have fun...but christ, he's a corny mother farger

[Geowhizzer]

i don't care about him trying to have fun...but christ, he's a corny mother farger

Almost like looking in a mirror, isn't it?

[SunMo]

no...i'm not black, and both my knees are good

[The BIGSTUD]

i don't care about him trying to have fun...but christ, he's a corny mother farger

Yeah, some of the stuff he says is pretty lame, but sometimes I find it funny because it is in response to the ridiculous questions the reporters ask over and over. Also sometimes he says it in a gay school girl giggly kind of way, but it is still better than the alternative:

[SunMo]

true...but i care about what he does on the field 98% and what he says in his pressers 2% anyway

[Geowhizzer]

no...i'm not black, and both my knees are good

You're a catcher and have two good knees?  What kind of man are you?

[SunMo]

well, two good knees meaning they don't have 12 inch stitch marks running up the center of them

[General_Failure]

That's really all we want. A whiny, bitchy McNabb that never smiles and sometimes punches bitches at nightclubs. Thug is up, Donovan. I wanna see the jail pose in this year's team portrait.

[Munson]

[igy]Yeah they'd definately win a SB then[/igy]

[General_Failure]

You're not good at this.

[ice grillin you]

Do you live in a cave? The guy has always said seriously funny things

we have different definitions of funny then...mcnabb is so painfully unfunny its uncomfortable most of the time...i literally have to turn the station...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

^^listen to this man^^