2007 Philadelphia Phillies Thread - DIVISION CHAMPS MOTHER fargER!!!!

[SunMo]

i was trying to figure out a clever way to say this:  this phillies aren't in a division race.

[ice grillin you]

i think they think they are tho

[Wingspan]

If they really did...JD Durbin would not be starting on this team.

[Geowhizzer]

Don't worry, the cavalry may be coming!

World    Series   

[ice grillin you]

If they really did...JD Durbin would not be starting on this team

could be the funniest thing ive ever read on this board

you give the phillies way to much credit they absolutely would start him and be thinking well myers gordon and garcia are coming back we just need to hold the fort down for a few more weeks....blah blah puke blah throw up blah...

[SunMo]

they may mathematically be in a division race, but really, they aren't in a division race

[Rome]

One possibility is Kyle Lohse, who is 5-11 with a 4.68 ERA with the Cincinnati Reds this season.

Nothing says credible like a .313 winning percentage.

On the other hand, an ERA of. 4.68 might actually keep the Phillies in most games.

Lohse for Rowand & Carrasco.  Make it happen, Gillick.

[Geowhizzer]

So, how quickly can Durbin cough up the 3-0 lead?

[Rome]

cork sucking Liebethal is absolutely killing the ball.  He hasn't hit the ball like this since his wife was sucking Burrell's dick in Spring Training in 2001.

8-1 stylishly dressed young mans.

[BigEd76]

Stultz vs Howard: three pitches, two 2-run HRs

11-1 

[Geowhizzer]

Stultz vs Howard: three pitches, two 2-run HRs

11-1 

Vin Scully waxed poetic on the second homer.  'Twas a thing of beauty!

He's also compared Howard to former Phil Richie Dick Allen.

[BigEd76]

Rowand and Burrell (#200 for his career) join the party

[Geowhizzer]

Durbin put in a credible performance tonight.

I know, it's easy to pitch with a big lead, but he still got the outs. 

[MDS]

Yay team!!111!

[ice grillin you]

zzzzzzz