NFL broadcast thread (née ABC to kill MNF?)

[General_Failure]

Like you don't.

[MDS]

Mike and Mike and Mike Ditka will do the night cap of ESPN's MNF Week 1 DH. It's the only game they'll do, though.

[Magical_Retard]

Mike and Mike and Mike Ditka will do the night cap of ESPN's MNF Week 1 DH. It's the only game they'll do, though.

mike and mike are pretty funny but i wonder how ditka will be.

[Munson]

It'd be close but I'll go with Mini-Ditka, 107-3.

[Philly Crew]

Mike and Mike and Mike Ditka will do the night cap of ESPN's MNF Week 1 DH. It's the only game they'll do, though.

mike and mike are pretty funny but i wonder how ditka will be.

Horrible.  Bonnie blowjob will also be doing the sidelines.  I think I'll like Kornheiser and Jaws.

[Dillen]

[Horrible.  Bonnie blowjob will also be doing the sidelines.  I think I'll like Kornheiser and Jaws.

I still remember igy arguing that her nickname was common knowledge. 

[MDS]

Jew girls can't stay away from the big black cock. We know.

[Rome]

Jew girls can't stay away from the big black cock. We know.

Until they get married. 

After that it might as well be a radioactive railroad stake laced with cyanide for all the gobbling they'll do.

[MDS]

ESPN barf

Sunday NFL Countdown (ESPN):

Host – Chris Berman
Analysts – Mike Ditka, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn Johnson, Emmitt Smith and Chris Mortensen
Stadium Reporters – Bob Holtzman, Rachel Nichols, Wendi Nix, Sal Paolantonio and Ed Werder
Feature reporters – Greg Garber, Kenny Mayne and Nichols.

NFL Live (ESPN):

Host – Trey Wingo
Analysts – Merrill Hoge and Mark Schlereth

NFL PrimeTime (ESPN):

Host – Trey Wingo
Analysts – Mike Ditka, Merril Hoge and Mark Schlereth.

Monday Night Countdown (ESPN):

Hosts – Chris Berman (Bristol) and Stuart Scott (MNF city)
Analysts – Mike Ditka, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn Johnson, Chris Mortensen and Bill Parcells (Bristol); Emmitt Smith and Steve Young (MNF city)

Monday Night Football (ABC):

Play by Play- Mike Tirico
Analysts- Ron Jaworski and Tony Kornheiser

NFL Match-Up (ESPN):

Host- Sal Palantonio
Analysts- Ron Jaworski and Merril Hoge

Football Friday (ESPN News):

Host- Stan Verrett

ESPNEWS Fantasy Insider (ESPN News):

Host- Matthew Berry (aka The Talented Mr. Roto)
Analysts- Howie Schwab and Merril Hoge

Countdown to Kick Off Sunday (ESPN Radio):

Host- Joe D'Ambrosio

The NFL on ESPN Radio (ESPN Radio):

Host- John Siebel
Analysts- Jeremy Green and Sean Salisbury

SportsBash (ESPN Radio):

TBD

The Keyshawn/Mortensen/Parcells Show (ESPN Radio):

[Rome]

So they took Steve Young off NFL Countdown and replaced him with either Emmitt Smith or Meshawn?

Haha.  Ridiculous.


As for this...

NFL Match-Up (ESPN):

Host- Sal Palantonio
Analysts- Ron Jaworski and Merril Hoge

That's flat-out vomit inducing.

[Munson]

I dunno, I'll enjoy watching Hodge and Jaws go at it about the Eagles. The homer vs. the hater.

I see a lot of Trey Wingo on that list, reminds me of that ESPN commercial.

[ice grillin you]

So they took Steve Young off NFL Countdown and replaced him with either Emmitt Smith or Meshawn?

steve young wanted off..they didnt take him off...if you notice the last couple years he wasnt even in the studio...he wanted more time with his businesses and family

[Rome]

The bottom line is we're stuck with two ex-Cowboys to listen to for two hours before game time and that farging sucks.

I hate Meshawn almost as much as Deion.  Emmitt Smith is tolerable.  Regardless, neither one of them could sniff Young's jock in the studio, though.

[ice grillin you]

i watch these shows maybe three times a year so i dont really care

deion is the man tho

[Rome]

Deion has done one worthwhile thing in his life.  He told the marine police to go farg themselves when he was fishing.  That was awesome on his part.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/deionmugshot1.html   

And you don't watch pre-game shows when the Birds are on the road?  WTF?  What else is there to do between 11:00 & 1:00?