Strange Comments Overheard in Public

Started by Beermonkey, June 30, 2006, 12:47:36 AM

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PhillyPhanInDC

#45
June 20, 2007, 05:17:03 PM
When I was in Japan, my Jap-a-ho girlfried pronounced "Peanuts" as "Penis".

We used to have her ask the bartender on base for extra peanuts all the time. "Can I have some extra penis?"



And I'm spent.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

hbionic

#46
June 20, 2007, 06:33:34 PM
I was in line at the post office and in front of me was an Indian (not native american), her sister I guess and her 6 year old boy (I guessed 6 becuase I've never seen an ass on a 5 year old boy like that)...anyways....behind them was this fraile old lady and then me.

I guess they were talking about how someone in their family died of old age and what not...and as they approach the counter....the kid turns around, looks and the old lady, points at her as he says out loud, 'She's gonna die'.

The old lady couldn't help but have that 'aww, how cute kids are' look on her face...because she knew she got PWND!

Crazy. Hilarious.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

PhillyPhreak54

#47
June 20, 2007, 06:38:58 PM
Quote from: hbionic on June 20, 2007, 06:33:34 PM
(I guessed 6 becuase I've never seen an ass on a 5 year old boy like that)...

:-D :-D

PhillyPhanInDC

#48
June 20, 2007, 06:47:28 PM
Quote from: hbionic on June 20, 2007, 06:33:34 PM
PWND!

To RJS' short list with you.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Dillen

#49
June 20, 2007, 07:33:49 PM
Quote from: hbionic on June 20, 2007, 06:33:34 PM
PWND!
Regardless of how funny the story may be, what is this, early 2006? Please.

MDS

#50
June 20, 2007, 09:08:41 PM
"I'm not gonna let no man control me anymore."

Said by some white trash whale in the coffee section of Borders in Center City.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

hbionic

#51
June 20, 2007, 10:56:15 PM
Quote from: MDS on June 20, 2007, 09:08:41 PM
"I'm not gonna let no man control me anymore."

Said by some white trash whale in the coffee section of Borders in Center City.

She is otherwise known as, 'Your Mom'.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

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