Strange Comments Overheard in Public

[Sgt PSN]

There's welcome home banners hanging up all over the place here whenever Marines return home from deployment.  On my way to work this morning I spotted this one hanging outside the main gate:

"Welcome Home LCpl Jones.  I'm going to eat ur cookie!"

That's classy.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

My most recent instance of this... Walking through the mall over this past weekend, we passed a nice young family.  Just as we were walking by, the ~3-year-old girl looks up at her mom and says, "Daddy has a penis!"


Oh, and BTW...

not a conversation overheard, but a situaion in philly

i had a homeless crackheaded woman offer me romanace inside her mouth one time in center city waiting for someone to pick me up.  she was persistent let me tell you.  she was up in my face and she accidently spit in my face while talking and I freaked out and told her to get the farg out of my face.  it was fargin disgusting.  i should of sent her to hell right there.

This has absolutely nothing to do with this thread.  Great work as usual.  u rly should of sent her 2 hell lol.

[Quasimoto]

At the theaters I guess 6-7 months ago

Guy:  "Well... what did it taste like?"
Girl:  "It tasted like stale pineapples."

[Geowhizzer]

My most recent instance of this... Walking through the mall over this past weekend, we passed a nice young family.  Just as we were walking by, the ~3-year-old girl looks up at her mom and says, "Daddy has a penis!"

Get ready - you're about 2½ years away from that little gem yourself. 

[Wingspan]

My most recent instance of this... Walking through the mall over this past weekend, we passed a nice young family.  Just as we were walking by, the ~3-year-old girl looks up at her mom and says, "Daddy has a penis!"

There is not a doubt in my mind that you completely made that up.

[BigEd76]

Fat black woman in our office building on a cell phone:  "WELL YOU GOIN TO GRANDMA'S CAUSE SHE GOT MY FOOD."

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

My most recent instance of this... Walking through the mall over this past weekend, we passed a nice young family.  Just as we were walking by, the ~3-year-old girl looks up at her mom and says, "Daddy has a penis!"

There is not a doubt in my mind that you completely made that up.

Wrong.  Trust me, if I were making it up, it would me a lot more interesting.

[Father Demon]

My most recent instance of this... Walking through the mall over this past weekend, we passed a nice young family.  Just as we were walking by, the ~3-year-old girl looks up at her mom and says, "Daddy has a penis!"

There is not a doubt in my mind that you completely made that up.

I believe him.  Kids say the darndest things.

When I was in the USAF in Okinawa, it was still the days of getting checks on paper and having to go to the bank to cash/deposit them.  Paydays were always a real bitch, with lines sometimes being an hour long.  Two or three people in front of me was a mom and her little cutie-pie angel about 4 years old.  She had been asking for candy, toys, whatever for the entire time in line (about an 45 minutes or so), and Mom kept telling her that she will buy her something as soon as they left the bank.  As time drew on, this little pile of joy kept getting louder and more demanding, only to have mom keep promising the goods after the bank.  Well, when she was about 4 people away from being served, the little ray of sunshine started screaming that she wanted candy NOW, and Mom told her to be quiet or she would get nothing.  Then, in a moment of brilliant negotiation skills I have not seen duplicated since, this little smile-machine said to her mom "If you don't give me candy now, I'm telling everyone I saw daddy's thing in your mouth."

After waiting 45 minutes, mom scooped up her bundle of happiness, and promptly left the bank without getting her check cashed.

[Seabiscuit36]

Fat black woman in our office building on a cell phone:  "WELL YOU GOIN TO GRANDMA'S CAUSE SHE GOT MY FOOD."

some people should not be allowed phones, or air

[mussa]

There's no doubt in my mind that he's a total douche bag either

[Seabiscuit36]

There's no doubt in my mind that he's a total douche bag either

what are you talking about

[BigEd76]

Fat black woman in our office building on a cell phone:  "WELL YOU GOIN TO GRANDMA'S CAUSE SHE GOT MY FOOD."

some people should not be allowed phones, or air

When she takes a step, her ass cheek stops moving 2 seconds later.  She also has bright pink hair. 

[MDS]

HIT

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

There's no doubt in my mind that he's a total douche bag either

what are you talking about

It's another of mussa's highly-intelligent and spirited attempts to talk smack when he feels slighted.

[Cerevant]

NM