Ongoing 2007 Mock Draft Thread

[SunMo]

that was majestic

[Rome]

Whoever wrote that > Cormac McCarthy.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Ed Werder in Dallas makes me want to kill kittens on draft day... and I'm not saying that as in the euphemism for jacking off either.  I seriously want to start running over cats with my car or going all Cho Seung-Hui at the SPCA.

[General_Failure]

12:35PM – Bagel

It's that time already?

[ice grillin you]

I'm always annoyed when some newspaper has a columnist watch the entire NFL Draft and then file a sarcastic report about how boring it is. You know what? farg you. The Draft is an oasis in the middle of the seven excruciating months that is the NFL offseason. Millions of people like it and enjoy it. So suck my balls, Michael Wilbon:

I hate the NFL draft. I realize that saying anything against the draft amounts to blasphemy, but somebody's got to do it. The NFL draft is the most overrated, overhyped, obsessively overcovered non-event in sports. It's a nuisance, made-for-TV-by-TV event for people who couldn't tell a left tackle from a right guard, or zone from man-to-man coverage to save their mamas' lives.

Well, aren't you just so proud of yourself. Pardon the shtein outta me for getting excited about new players coming to my team. Sorry for being a fan. Cockknocker. The NFL Draft rules. You can cheer for your picks, ridicule zesty picks ("With the #3 pick, the Cleveland Browns select Brady Quinn!"), and, most importantly, get drunk.

piece should have ended right hear...nicely done

the rest of it is shtein that every single one of us joked about in the 90's

team use their full allotment of 15  minutes when they pick even tho they knew who they wanted??...no farging way!?!?!

mel kiper hair jokes are played?....no shtein they were played in 1994

the on site reporters are worthless...brilliant

the missed vikings pick was funny WHEN IT HAPPENED...the joke about it was worn out by midnight of that saturday...i remember wanting to punch people that night for wearing it into the ground

video conferencing with coaches is mind numbing??...you dont say dope...theyve only been doing it for ten years

whoever this is should be gutted for being an unoriginal thinks he funny douchebag for writing another cliche ridden draft day timeline

the draft is what it is and its been what it is since it started



rant over

[ice grillin you]

interesting article on the ravens and their success at drafting...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/24/AR2007042402416.html

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Top 10 draft busts of all time on NFLN now.  So far:

#10 (tie) - Andre Ware & David Klingler
#9 - Heath Shuler
#8 - Lawrence Phillips
#7 - Art Schlichter

[phattymatty]

chris steuber's long awaited mock.

http://www.nfldraftpro.com/mockdraft.html

might be the worst i've seen.  especially the pats taking bush in round 1.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

chris steuber's long awaited mock.

http://www.nfldraftpro.com/mockdraft.html

might be the worst i've seen.  especially the pats taking bush in round 1.

Christ... did he get an earring?




What a flamer.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

chris steuber's long awaited mock.

http://www.nfldraftpro.com/mockdraft.html

might be the worst i've seen.  especially the pats taking bush in round 1.

I like that you can vote on it. I gave him an A, solely to convince him it is his calling, so that he will continue to haunt Matty's wet dreams.

[phattymatty]

he's so dreamy.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I only got to pick 6, and I'm angry.  If the skins end up with Landry, that's bad news for the Eagles.

[ice grillin you]

is that stueber cat an eagle fan or does he just do his thing on the emb

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

is that stueber cat an eagle fan or does he just do his thing on the emb

He's an objective journalist, just like Theismann.

[MURP]

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