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Diomedes

#4500
March 21, 2007, 11:25:17 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 21, 2007, 11:14:06 AMIs there a more boring topic than religion.

Philadelphia Eagles off season.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Father Demon

#4501
March 21, 2007, 12:24:09 PM


Not like cheese and fine wine.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Diomedes

#4502
March 21, 2007, 02:51:48 PM
hit
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

phattymatty

#4503
March 21, 2007, 03:00:17 PM
so usually once a day i take a dump at work and take the crossword puzzle with me.  even if i'm done pooping in a minute or two, i'll sit there and do the crossword for a while, depeding on how hard it is that day.  well sometimes i'll be in there for like a half hour, then when i'm done and ready to go back to my desk, i forget that i just took a crap like a half hour ago.  then i'll have to go back to wipe.  this almost happened to me today.  almost.

rjs246

#4504
March 21, 2007, 03:14:59 PM
One of my coworkers threw me under the bus with a client today because he was too spineless to do his job correctly even though I had done mine.

I'm going to eat his children.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Yeti

#4505
March 21, 2007, 03:20:12 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 21, 2007, 03:14:59 PM
One of my coworkers threw me under the bus with a client today because he was too spineless to do his job correctly even though I had done mine.

I'm going to eat his children.

Wipe the mouth piece of his phone on your ass.  Then call him and tell him what you did. 

Great fun.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Sgt PSN

#4506
March 21, 2007, 03:30:34 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 21, 2007, 03:20:12 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 21, 2007, 03:14:59 PM
One of my coworkers threw me under the bus with a client today because he was too spineless to do his job correctly even though I had done mine.

I'm going to eat his children.

Wipe the mouth piece of his phone on your ass.  Then call him and tell him what you did. 

Great fun.

Ha.  On both accounts. 

phattymatty

#4507
March 21, 2007, 03:58:29 PM
thats effed up.  stick some rancid meat inside the tube of his desk chair.

Seabiscuit36

#4508
March 21, 2007, 04:07:21 PM
Better than eating his children is grinding them up into chili then making him eat the chili  :evil
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#4509
March 21, 2007, 04:18:11 PM
that is one of the few South Park episodes I have ever watched, and it was farging hilarious.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#4510
March 21, 2007, 04:38:03 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 21, 2007, 03:14:59 PM
One of my coworkers threw me under the bus with a client today because he was too spineless to do his job correctly even though I had done mine.

I'm going to eat his children.

He was probably either an atheist or a holy roller.

Diomedes

#4511
March 21, 2007, 04:40:46 PM
ha.  couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#4512
March 21, 2007, 04:48:54 PM
Fortunately, the dude who did this is univerally recognized as incompetent so it ultimately has no impact on me other than to get me fired up to eat his offspring. I believe they'll be delicious.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

#4513
March 21, 2007, 04:53:01 PM
please tell me he's got a hot 15 year old slut daughter?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Father Demon

#4514
March 21, 2007, 05:09:40 PM
Bad-Ass Bracket

There are a lot of badasses on that list, like Jack bauer, John McClane, Keyser Soze (who is totally under appreciated in this seeding IMO), Sonny Corleone, Tony Montana, Al Swearengen, and Hannibal Lecter.  But how in the hell can Jules Winfield be seeded #5, and how can anyone beat him?

I'd do the who bracket in a thread, but I don't really want to.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.
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