Random Bitching Monologues

[Seabiscuit36]

I really never understood why people sent they're kids to Catholic Schools but werent Catholic.  Then would get all pizzed off about going to church during the schooldays. 

[Drunkmasterflex]

So yesterday I had to go on a 20K ruck march, not normally a huge deal, but I am not in the best shape because I have been on Bradley training for the past 2 months.  Afterwards I felt like someone ran me over with a dump truck, It hasn't helped that I have been in the gym all week.  The thing that sucked though was that last night I decided to put some icy hot on.  I guess when rubbing it on my legs I got too close to my balls, because they burned horribly for about 45 minutes.  I will never do that again.

[SD_Eagle5]

  The thing that sucked though was that last night I decided to put some icy hot on.  I guess when rubbing it on my legs I got too close to my balls, because they burned horribly for about 45 minutes.  I will never do that again.

Lets be honest, you got a little curious and wanted to see what it would feel like.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I think the feeling of icy hot on the sack is something every real man must experience.

But if you actually like it, you're not a real man.

[NGM]

Guy + IcyHot + Groin = Closed Thread.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

It burns when you pee?

[Dillen]

I have a 7 month old puppy. He has caused so much damage. I'm not even kidding when I say he's probably caused damages up to about $4000. He manages to get everything he's not supposed to, or finds an object that hasnt been seen in years. Whenever I come home from somewhere there's always some random item torn apart in the hallway, when so far it has been a toilet plunger, TV remote, deodorant, a toothbrush (like 4 times), an entire roll of toilet paper unrolled, etc. He has literally eaten about a foot off the bottom of some curtains. He chewed a hole about 2 inches wide and down to the hard floor out of a rug. He has singlehandedly ruined an entire couch that was in really good condition. When I say this I mean he completely tore it apart. He tore off one of the arm pads. He ripped out all of the stuffing out of that armpad. He wasn't satisfied with that, so where the armpad used to be, he tore a 2 foot wide hole there. He went into that hole and has eaten anything that was in it. The couch is completely shot, but there's no way in hell a new couch is coming into the house with this dog going to tear it up in days. Atleast by now (I've had him since November 11th) he doesnt piss or shtein in the house anymore. Which leads me to this:

I let him out because he was running around and looking at me which is generally his sign to me that he needs to go out.There are woods at the edge of the backyard, about 100 yards behind my house. A lot of animals live around here, I see rabbit tracks in the snow all the time and deer are always on the edge of the woods. There were four deer there just now. I didnt see the deer. He did. Tried chasing them down and ran into the woods. I had to walk out the back door all the way across the entire muddy yard (theres a creek also) and into the woods to go and get them. 10 minutes later he finally listened and came back, but this time decided not to walk across the 100 yards and decided on just sitting there next to my either dog and looking at me. I had to yell at them to get him inside.

[SD_Eagle5]

Ever think of kenneling your dog? You can get a decent one for $100.

[NGM]

It burns when you pee?

Of course, but I got that from a woman not by rubbing muscle relaxant on my junk.

[rjs246]

I have a random patch of thinning hair about the size of a quarter. It makes me angry.

[Dillen]

Ever think of kenneling your dog? You can get a decent one for $100.

Ha, no way in hell I'm doing that. The only way I get rid of a dog is if he actually causes real harm to anyone. He's caused a shteinload of damage, but he's a 7 month old chocolate lab (which have supposedly the most high strung puppies...which is fairly obvious.) He's a real good watch dog already (kind of, when he isnt afraid of cars and their headlights, which I find hilarious) which is important because my yellow lab is the nicest dog you will ever see. I seriously dont remember the last time he barked.

When the yellow one was a 5 week old puppy he was $200. The chocolate one was $300 at 4 months. The older one hardly caused any damage at all. I'm liking that deal a bit better.


Definitely read your post wrong. Thought you meant get rid of the puppy and buy a new one for $100.   

He'll probably be trained sooner or later, maybe when all the destruction costs go down.

[Seabiscuit36]

Dillen, do you guys have a kennel for the pup?  How about Bitter Apple Spray?

[Dillen]

In general, I hate kennels and everything about them. The last time I took either dog was to get the puppy neutered and dont plan to go for awhile. I'm sure a few of you saw the post I had near November although you wont probably wont remember. So to answer your question, not really.

The Bitter Apple Spray is a real good idea. Wish that I thought of it sooner. Unfortunately, there's not much to be saved anymore other than another couch. He'll still rip up the ground and everything, but I'll probably buy a bottle.

[NGM]

Dillen how much exercise are you able to provide for the dog.  One of the most important factors in building trust and ridding dogs of destructive energy (and often the most overlooked) is running them into the ground.  All Labs are inherently outdoor dogs and need A LOT of exercise. 

[Seabiscuit36]

We used the Bitter apple on anything that we think our pup now just over 1 year old would chew.  We kept him in a Kennel overnight in our spare bedroom to avoid him getting into trouble.  Luckily he's never been much of a chewer, but i really have to recommend the spray