the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Rome]

I'm usually too busy snorting chilled vodka to farg around with forties & duct tape.

[rjs246]

I am absolutely not kidding.

And that vodka should be ice cold, not just chilled. Obviously.

[Diomedes]

Well, who says the internets is useless?  You get learned from the rumors.

[Rome]

The Edward Fortyhands thing seemed too preposterous to be random creativity on rjs's part.

It's still the dumbest farging thing I've ever seen or heard of, though.

[Diomedes]

It's hard to believe people survive this kind of behavior.  I really wish they didn't.  Survive that is.

[rjs246]

I've had two or more forties in a sitting many many times. Of course, I never put myself at risk of pissing all over myself while doing it, but hey, whatever rubs your rhubarb.

[Diomedes]

80 oz. is one thing...forcing yourself to down 'em before leaking...that's just moronic.

[MDS]

Like rjs level white trash.

[Seabiscuit36]

RJS isnt alone 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Can someone explain the duct tape thing?

You learn something new every day. I never heard of the Fortyhands thing either. Where did that start?

On to the picture. So many things...

1. The white suburbanite kids trying to act black always make me laugh.

2. People who wear hats and do not bend the bill should be shot. People who wear hats without bending the bill AND leave the New Era stickers on it with the hat sizes should be drawn and quartered.

3. Is that Bonnie Bernstein with the white hat on?

4. Does that nasty tramp with the deer in lights look have drawn on tats on her arm? That is one ugly bitch.

5. Is that a pornstar on the right? She looks like she should be starring in her own bukkake flick. Definitely had a nose job too.

[MURP]

Edward Forty hands

[SD_Eagle5]

Edward Forty hands

A similar game and concept is "Dog Paws", which instead of taping malt liquor to the hands, the drinker tapes bottles of Mad Dog.

[Susquehanna Birder]

It shouldn't amaze me so much that humanity constantly finds new lows in supidity...but it does.

[General_Failure]

Washington's farewell address translated into the vernacular.

Original text reads like subclauses in a legal contract.

[ice grillin you]

the fortyhands drinking game is not about not being able to piss...if you wanna play that just have everyone not be able to get up and go to the bathroom while youre drinking...the forty hands johnson makes it so you cant do anything with your hands....answer the phone...smoke....eat...anything that requires your hands

its still gayer than life but i just wanted to clarify that its not about not being able to piss even tho thats one of the things it prevents