Random Bitching Monologues

[rjs246]

No. And now I'm moving.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I hear Souderton, PA is nice this time of year.

[Rome]

I hear Souderton, PA is nice this time of year.

Electric bills are a bitch plus people are some wasteful motherfargers there too.

Pass.

[Sgt PSN]

I met Yeti at a strip club in Souderton once.  We both arrived by driving gas guzzling, atmosphere killing, heat-wave enducing SUV's.  Then we went inside and pissed on all the bathroom seats in the mens and womens rooms.  On our way out, we left the water running in the sinks, turned on all the lights and flushed the paper towels down the toilets.  Then we watched as all the strippers sprayed 28 cans of Aqua Net into their "still stuck in the 80's" girl mullets.  On the way out of the bar, we took turns kicking a baby seal.

It was a great day for the environment. 

[rjs246]

A great day for everything, I would argue. Minus the seat pissing, you farging filthy bastiches.

[shorebird]

Now, can we get back to bitching about dickwads who piss on toilet seats.

If your too farging stupid to put the seat up, then your gonna' piss on it.

[rjs246]

No shtein. What's your point?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I met Yeti at a strip club in Souderton once.  We both arrived by driving gas guzzling, atmosphere killing, heat-wave enducing SUV's.  Then we went inside and pissed on all the bathroom seats in the mens and womens rooms.  On our way out, we left the water running in the sinks, turned on all the lights and flushed the paper towels down the toilets.  Then we watched as all the strippers sprayed 28 cans of Aqua Net into their "still stuck in the 80's" girl mullets.  On the way out of the bar, we took turns kicking a baby seal.

It was a great day for the environment. 

post of the day

[Diomedes]

This from the guy who thought The Aristocrats was childish.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Exactly.  If Sarge's post were followed by 30 other posts conveying basically the same idea but just with different bodily functions and further attempts to gross out the reader, it would have cheapened it and made it childish.

As it stands now, it was funny.

[Diomedes]

Glad you liked it.

[shorebird]

No shtein. What's your point?

My point is...........I dunno'...........I don't really have one.

........and whoever comes back with "what about the one on the top of your head" can eat shtein and die.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

What about the one on top of your head?

[rjs246]

Oh snap.

[shorebird]

Oh snap.

What about the one on top of your head?

Post paddin' bitches!