Mud Butt

mussa · November 14, 2006, 08:44:40 AM

Michelob has a variety pack? Now thats funny!

rjs246 · November 14, 2006, 08:52:28 AM

I am disturbed by the solidity of my children considering my behavior this weekend. I feel like my body is hiding all of the real shtein until an inopportune time when I will be forced to sprint to the nearest fast food place while holding my ass cheeks together.

Rome · November 14, 2006, 08:58:14 AM

I drank Yuengling Lager drafts on Saturday. About 15 of them.

My ass has finally stopped screaming in agony today.

BTW: If two Immodium's don't stop the squirts, stop drinking immediately and give your body a rest. Learned that lesson in Tampa a few weeks ago.

$:-\$

PhillyPhreak54 · November 14, 2006, 11:21:18 AM

Mud butt of epic proportions last night after copious amounts of Dos Equis and mexican food Sunday. It was bad...

Sgt PSN · November 14, 2006, 06:05:33 PM

This could have gone in the youtube thread but I thought this thread was much more appropriate.

http://one.revver.com/watch/95332/format/flv/affiliate/184

mussa · November 14, 2006, 06:21:34 PM

i saw that someplace else. that can't be real.

Sgt PSN · November 14, 2006, 06:31:10 PM

Quote from: mussa on November 14, 2006, 06:21:34 PM
i saw that someplace else. that can't be real.

Party pooper.

mpmcgraw · December 01, 2006, 06:38:47 PM

I ate a dozen or so chicken wings tonight and I am already paying the price.

Well, it's not really mud butt but who cares.

Worst gas pains ever. If I wasnt in world class athletic shape I'd think that I was having a heart attack.

rjs246 · January 15, 2007, 08:42:09 AM

I just sprayed my morning droppings all over the inside of the toilet. When I stood up I notice that there was some around the rim of the bowl as though it had left me at a 90 degree angle. Not sure how I managed that, but it seems like a unique talent.

General_Failure · January 15, 2007, 08:42:49 AM

Probably ricochet.

rjs246 · January 15, 2007, 08:44:00 AM

Shut up! I'm special dammit!

General_Failure · January 15, 2007, 08:47:34 AM

What, you've got an extra icehole that moves around and sprays the rest of the bowl?

rjs246 · January 15, 2007, 08:50:29 AM

Let's hope.

Sgt PSN · January 15, 2007, 09:02:29 AM

Quote from: rjs246 on January 15, 2007, 08:42:09 AM
I just sprayed my morning droppings all over the inside of the toilet. When I stood up I notice that.......

At this point I was thinking you had painted the likeness of the baby Jesus or Elvis on the inside of the bowl. Had you managed that, then you'd be special. Instead, it just means you've potentially got a developing case of roast beef curtains.

rjs246 · January 15, 2007, 09:10:45 AM

My hemorrhoids have been getting a little beefy lately.