06/07 Phillies Offseason Thread

rjs246 · January 12, 2007, 07:51:00 PM

Not right now, idiot. Some other time. When you're least expecting it. Like tomorrow. Or maybe never. But definitely Wednesday.

MDS · January 12, 2007, 07:55:42 PM

It really wouldn't be that hard to find me, actually. Be the effort to look that stuff up combined with the 9 hourish drive from stupid Boston to Philly is something your lazy ass will never do. So I'm not afriad. At all. Ever.

rjs246 · January 12, 2007, 07:56:45 PM

Quote from: MDS on January 12, 2007, 07:55:42 PM
It really wouldn't be that hard to find me, actually. Be the effort to look that stuff up combined with the 9 hourish drive from stupid Boston to Philly is something your lazy ass will never do. So I'm not afriad. At all. Ever.

Be the effort!

ice grillin you · January 12, 2007, 09:13:36 PM

In baseball, value over replacement player (or VORP) is a statistic invented by Keith Woolner that demonstrates how much a hitter contributes offensively or how much a pitcher contributes to his team in comparison to a fictitious "replacement player,"

bwahahahah

mpmcgraw · January 12, 2007, 11:14:51 PM

It's much less than a 9 hour drive.

replacement player=Rowand basically.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 13, 2007, 08:34:49 AM

Unless you use Burrell as the basis for "replacement player" - then Rowand's VORP goes way, way up.

ice grillin you · January 13, 2007, 08:43:00 AM

that would be a ficticious replacement player

like roy hobbs

Rome · January 13, 2007, 08:46:47 AM

I always thought that movie was retarded.

Dook has to choose between Glenn Close & Kim Basinger and he chooses the horse face?

Roy Hobbs = homo. that is incredibly accurate.

Rome · January 14, 2007, 10:04:05 AM

Pitchers & catchers report 1 month from today.

PhillyGirl · January 14, 2007, 10:17:51 AM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 14, 2007, 10:04:05 AM
Pitchers & catchers report 1 month from today.

3 months of zesty hockey and zesty basketball.

I can't WAIT for summer.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 14, 2007, 10:58:43 AM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 14, 2007, 10:04:05 AM
Pitchers & catchers report 1 month from today.

Pat Burrell is a catcher. For Aaron Rowand.

PhillyGirl · January 14, 2007, 11:21:51 AM

farg.

I HAD to be reminded that that waste of life is still on this team...on a morning like this?

BigEd76 · January 14, 2007, 01:50:16 PM

The Miami Herald is reporting that we signed the 24-digit freak for $1.1M $:-\$

ice grillin you · January 14, 2007, 01:54:43 PM

if webber can get gone than so can vorp burrell

someone make it happen

MDS · January 14, 2007, 01:56:18 PM

Antonio Alfonseca = World Series