2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[Munson]

I don't understand this thread. Why are you guys laughing at taterskins fans for being so positive. I mean, being unrealistic and blindly positive about your favorite team when they have so many obvious flaws is what being a fan is all about. I'm confused and think you're all mean and grumpy. [/Munson.. oops, I mean JTrotter Fan]

Seriously....two seperate threads?

Off the nuts. 

[Quasimoto]

 


taterskin fan laws


Oh god.  This shtein is hilarious.  First and foremost: In Gibbs We Trust!

Hahahah

[MDS]

Art is a tool. He is nowhere to be found when the Skins lose.

[SD_Eagle5]

I spent some time tailgating prior to the game and went to the post game party. I thought I was in Philadelphia. There were more rowdy fans and green jerseys than burgundy and gold. Not only did we lost the game but we lost the 12th man game. It is hard to keep rooting week after week when we lose..heck, I can't believe I paid over $10,000 for my 4 season tickets....I am choking! I choked even more when I bought four burgers and two fries and paid close to $70 with tip.....our philosophy has changed, our vision, our players attitudes, even our die hard fans have changed..we can only hope that Gibbs has not had the game pass him up and believe that he can turn this around..my wife jokes with me and says every year for the past 11 years we have been married I always say "next year is our year"....is it? Lets face it...how long do we fans continue to support and pay these outrageous prices..all we are asking for is a winning season and to make it the playoffs..yes we made it last year but i also think the other teams floundered..we got lucky but we'll take it! Without us fans the taterskins are nothing....we love our team but when is enough! At the very least, let's not get OUTFANNED!

yeah man, when i look around, most of the taterskins fans at fedex get punked out all the time. its funny but pathetic at the same time. whatever, what are you gonna do.

[paco]

taterskin fan laws


Oh god.  This shtein is hilarious.  First and foremost: In Gibbs We Trust!

Hahahah

Crap, they might actually be getting smarter:

6. Thou shalt not sacrifice draft picks unneccessarily, such as obtaining a veteran for the sole purpose of keeping thy bench warm.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Only a small group of them, Paco.

There was a thread on there today where many of them were still defending the acquisition of Duckett because it was insurance for Portis. They have brainwashed themselves into believing that. Never mind the fact that they had insurance already in Ladell Betts. And they could have picked up a back dirt cheap to back up Betts should Portis go down.

[QB Eagles]

What fan sacrifices draft picks? Sometimes taterskins fans have trouble differentiating themselves from the ownership of the team.

[MDS]

I think I died a little inside when the taterskins beat the Eagles twice. Now, I'm alive again. Kind of.

[Sgt PSN]

I kept getting yelled at by some middle aged skank for standing up.  I just kept yelling back at her for sitting down.  Apparently I suck at stadium etiquette but she sucks at being a fan because she left the game early.     

[paco]

I kept getting yelled at by some middle aged skank for standing up.  I just kept yelling back at her for sitting down.  Apparently I suck at stadium etiquette but she sucks at being a fan because she left the game early.     

Standing up and cheering at a football game?  Typical classless Eagles fan.  Coach Gibbs would not approve 

[QB Eagles]

What's she bitching about? Paying but not being able to see the game is the highest honor for a true taterskins fan.

[Sgt PSN]

ha!

[Quasimoto]

It is somewhat true.  I had trouble parking.

[General_Failure]

It is somewhat true.  I had trouble parking.

Oh god. I'm so sorry.

[phattymatty]

It is somewhat true.  I had trouble parking.

how is that possible?  i've never seen a lot so empty on gameday in my life.  what a joke those people are.