Donte' Stallworth

Started by BigSaint8050, November 07, 2006, 09:44:31 PM

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Eagles_Legendz

As AR official sponsor, I'd like to fully convey the fact that there is 0 percent chance the team re-signs Donte because we're incredibly excited about the future Greg Lewis has and think he excelled as the guy last year.  We're just excited to see him back in that go-to WR role.   :yay

Oh, and we'd also like to officially condem PPinDC for hijacking this terrible avatar.   :evil

MDS

How much is Donte Stall worth?

Oh god.
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rjs246

MDS: kill yourself

Everyone else: It would be great if the team could sign Stallworth... to a contract worthy of someone who is guaranteed to play 12 games a year. He will be the best receiver on the field... for 12 games a year. Just like Westbrook is the best RB on the field... for 14 games a year. These farging fragile offensive weapons are enough to make me vomit on my keyboard.

Bottom line? The Eagles won't sign him. Someone else will and their fans will bitch when he gets hurt every year.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

Dwyane Jerrit. Donte Stallworthless. Bahaha.
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Diomedes

He should be signed for whatever it takes to keep him.
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Rome

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 09, 2006, 06:30:18 PM
Just to be clear, I have no illusions about Stallworth getting close to 950.  No way he does it.  But since this season is basically in the toilet, I figured what the hell, I might as well have something to root for the rest of the way, and Stallworth getting 950 is a hell of a lot more likely than the Eagles making the playoffs at this juncture.

I are smurt.

:poison

General_Failure

Quote from: Diomedes on December 06, 2006, 09:07:17 AM
He should be signed for whatever it takes to keep him.

3/4, or 12/16 of starting WR money.

The man. The myth. The legend.

mussa

Look at our options people...would you rather have the same corp, minus stallworth?  Hell no. So a gimpy Stallworth is still our best option.  If AR still decides to be pass happy we need Stallworth. If AR changes his gameplan and goes to run first, I think we can get away with a Reggie Brown type guy, cause he has shown this year he can break away from time to time. In reality nothign will change...so Stallworth is our best bet.
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Philly_Crew

Quote from: mussa on December 06, 2006, 11:20:56 AM
Look at our options people...would you rather have the same corp, minus stallworth?  Hell no. So a gimpy Stallworth is still our best option.  If AR still decides to be pass happy we need Stallworth. If AR changes his gameplan and goes to run first, I think we can get away with a Reggie Brown type guy, cause he has shown this year he can break away from time to time. In reality nothign will change...so Stallworth is our best bet.

Exactly.  Do you really want Reid to try and draft a WR again as a replacement?  Na Brown, Troy Smith (not the QB), Gari Scott, Todd Pinkston, Freddie Mitchell, Freddie Milons, Billy McMullen, Reggie Brown, Jason Avant, Jeremy Bloom.  1 out of 10.  Not good odds.

rjs246

No one is saying that they don't want Stallworth, we're just saying that he almost certainly won't be resigned. Reality.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Rome

I just went through a list of prospective free agent WR's here... and it doesn't look good at all.

:paranoid

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Feva

Quote from: rjs246 on December 06, 2006, 11:34:29 AM
No one is saying that they don't want Stallworth, we're just saying that he almost certainly won't be resigned. Reality.

Call me a dumb farg... but why is it an almost certainty he won't be resigned?

IMO... he's just the kind of guy the Eagles like to sign and keep for years:

1. Young
2. Fast
3. Somtimes shaky hands
4. Oft injured
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