the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[SD_Eagle5]

Calif. couple calls for orgasm for peace day

[rjs246]

Does this mean that pro-war advocates will be inspired to abstain for a day? Wouldn't that cause them to be even MORE backed up and pro-war?

Either way, I'll plan to nut that day. Gotta do my part, right?

[MDS]

I was at the Daily News offices today. I saw Mike Kern. OHMIGOD REGGIE BUSH.

[SD_Eagle5]

They take forever to get them, though.  A guy on EMB had to wait three months to get a customized jersey.

It took two months for me to get a dry-fit t-shirt from them because they were "out of stock."

Just saying... 

All 3 jersey's said 'In Stock'

Edit:

You will not be
charged for the item(s) that you ordered until you receive an e-mail
confirming that they have been shipped.

farg

FYI all 3 jersey's just arrived.

[Father Demon]

GREENBURGH - In X-rated testimony as graphic as a porno flick, a former dominatrix yesterday described a bizarre sexual encounter in the woods she claims to have had with a town police officer.

I find that the notion of her going to the Bronx is what made her uncomfortable.   

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Free Federline Tickets Fail To Entice Fans
Concert organizers at the House of Blues in Los Angeles are giving away tickets to Kevin Federline's upcoming show Wednesday night to try and draw a crowd. Britney Spears' estranged husband has had a lackluster reception to his debut album Playing With Fire and several live shows have been cancelled due to poor ticket sales. A source tells Hollywood website Defamer.com, "Friday night at the Frank Black show at House of Blues on Sunset, the staff at the queue outside were trying to give away tickets for Kevin Federline's November 22 concert there. Several of them had large stacks of tickets and were pleading (with little success) for incoming concert-goers to take a few tickets." Federline's rap album sold less than 6,000 copies in its first week of release.

POPOZOW!

[MDS]

His failures please me.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Now if he was giving out tickets to his home movies, I might be interested.

[Wingspan]

one of my favorite moments of the year is coming up friday, when i watch the news to see 100's of retards trampling over each other at walmart 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

92-year-old woman killed in shootout with police

[Feva]

Thanksgiving Special.  There's some gems in there.

#10, #4 and #3 to name a few.

SI's Top Turkeys of 2006.

[Sgt PSN]

92-year-old woman killed in shootout with police

Sounds like this may be a botch job on the police.  Not necessarily the officers involved but somewhere higher up the chain.  Of course, there was no mention if anyone else was known to live in that house or how the cops came to the conclusion that drugs where being trafficed through there and that very well be because it's sensitive info to the case.  Who knows? 

Can't really say I blame a 92 year old woman for shooting if her door was smashed and 3 guys wearing all black came storming in.  Hopefully the whole thing gets sorted out. 

I also hope that dude from the Black Panthers gets the AIDS. 

"We are dedicated to saving the black community where they are being victimized and killed by forces outside the black community."

So basically what he's saying is that it's cool if people within the black community are killed and victimized as long as said killing and victimization comes from other members of the black community.  Yeah, good job dickwad. 

[Feva]

She lived alone.

She got off 5 shots too.  She hit one cop twice in the vest, then once in the leg.  Another cop in the leg and another in the arm.

Gramma wasn't no joke.

[Sgt PSN]

She got at least 5 shots off.  I'm guessing she got off more than that but missed.  Or she's got pretty good aim. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

"Sorry I had to fight and ruin your black panther party"

Grams was 92. It was almost her time anyways.