the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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General_Failure

Two days ago I woke up and had breakfast on the beach. In Fiji.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

Good for you.  Two days ago I woke up and rode the 2 train 23 stops to 14th street, stopped at the deli where Miguel toasts my everything bagel dark, slathers it with cream cheese, and I ate it at my cubicle desk in corporate hell.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

Walking home from McDonalds, some crackhead started talking to me. Said he was a changed man bla bla bla that he had some problems and is now better bla bla bla. Anyway he asked for money. I normally never give these morons money to get rocks, but this guy impressed me by not stealing the bag of food I was holding and name dropping the AMC Orleans (n.e. phillys finest movie theatre) during the 3 block or so walk. So I gave him the dollar I had in my wallet. He claimed to want to buy a burger at Checkers, whatever. Then I asked him if he was looking for a job. He gave me a confused job and said "lookin for a job, yea, definatley!" Not a sincere bone in his body. Oh well, let the crackhead get high.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Just admit you gave him money because you were afraid of him, and stop lying to yourself and all of us.

Diomedes

Don't give money to people on the street, fool.  Ever.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

Exactly.  The less money given to the destitute is the more that Socialists can justify trying to build into our already overbureaucratic and inefficient government.

But seriously, I do actually agree that giving to a panhandler is utterly retarded for many, many reasons.

Rome

We're posting on a farging internet message board at 8:44 on a Friday night. 

PoopyfaceMcGee

I'm at my in-laws and already way too drunk to drive anywhere.  What's your excuse?

Rome

I have a license recertification course to take this weekend.  Saturday, Sunday & Monday I'll be stuck in a classroom in Jacksonville from 8:00 AM to 6:00 PM.  I have to leave my house tomorrow at 5:30 AM to get there, so I hung in tonight instead of going out to the pub.


General_Failure

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on November 17, 2006, 07:20:32 PM
How's Bellvue GF  :paranoid

I had a 9 hour layover in Fiji on my way to Australia, so I got my passport stamped to go out and visit the island. So farging awesome there. I'll have to take my girl one of these days.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 17, 2006, 08:51:25 PM
I have a license recertification course to take this weekend.  Saturday, Sunday & Monday I'll be stuck in a classroom in Jacksonville from 8:00 AM to 6:00 PM.  I have to leave my house tomorrow at 5:30 AM to get there, so I hung in tonight instead of going out to the pub.

Your priorities are suspect.

Feva

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 17, 2006, 08:44:26 PM
We're posting on a farging internet message board at 8:44 on a Friday night. 

I'm at work.  Kinda tough to hit the club right about now.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Rome


mpmcgraw

I am watching my grandmother.

Have to make sure she doesnt stick a fork down the toaster and what not.