2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[Sgt PSN]

Not sure what you fixed FF, but that link don't werk rite. 

[SD_Eagle5]

Try this

[Sgt PSN]

Try this

I figured that's what it was.  We had a good time making fun of that piece of garbage a while back.  But it's cool posting it again because making fun of those losers never gets old. 

I still can't stop laughing at the "we bustin heads like Rony Seikly" line.  Fuggin idjits.   

[Tomahawk]

Wow, I want to go to an Eagles game at FedEx now, or at least tailgate there before the game.

[Sgt PSN]

In. 

[Quasimoto]

I try to hit the Eagle game at FedUp Field every year.  Beware of the DTC guys.  They will yell at you with a MEGAPHONE!

[rjs246]

I try to hit the Eagle game at FedUp Field every year. Beware of the DTC guys. They will yell at you with a MEGAPHONE!

They are the definition of white bread, upper class, wannabe jerkoffs. Their rich parents let them listen to 2 Live Crew on the bus to school because they wanted to seem socially accepting and liberal in straight-laced money-soaked Burke, VA. They have no identity because they've spent their entire lives pretending to be something that they are not. They are bitches of the highest degree. Confronting them and challenging them would be like a grown man confronting an elementary school bully. They're a joke.

[MDS]

Now we've got our imaginary friend riled up.

[JPM21]

A couple years ago Eagles fans had every reason to "point and laugh" at the taterskins after a win and gloat all they wanted to but ummm you guys realize that you are only 5-4 and have probably the hardest remaining schedule in the NFL right?

I hate to break it to you, but when the playoffs start the Eagles and taterskins are going to be doing the exact same thing....

[JPM21]

I try to hit the Eagle game at FedUp Field every year. Beware of the DTC guys. They will yell at you with a MEGAPHONE!

They are the definition of white bread, upper class, wannabe jerkoffs. Their rich parents let them listen to 2 Live Crew on the bus to school because they wanted to seem socially accepting and liberal in straight-laced money-soaked Burke, VA. They have no identity because they've spent their entire lives pretending to be something that they are not. They are bitches of the highest degree. Confronting them and challenging them would be like a grown man confronting an elementary school bully. They're a joke.

What in the world are you talking about?? Burke, VA? 2 Live Crew?

What decade is this again?

[Rome]

I'd still be pointing and laughing at the taterskins even if the Eagles went 0-16 because taterskins fans are the biggest collection of iceholes around.

We point and laugh because your franchise is run like a chinese fire drill and its fans keep expecting a different result each year despite making the same mistakes over and over.

You're delusional, ignorant, brainwashed, and arrogant all at once.  That's why you and your pathetic laughingstock of a team have been granted its own thread to be ridiculed on this site.  Actually, it's quite an honor, and it's also likely it's the only honor your team will have bestowed on it for about the next decade.

[SD_Eagle5]

A couple years ago Eagles fans had every reason to "point and laugh" at the taterskins after a win and gloat all they wanted to but ummm you guys realize that you are only 5-4 and have probably the hardest remaining schedule in the NFL right?

I hate to break it to you, but when the playoffs start the Eagles and taterskins are going to be doing the exact same thing....

We now control our own fate and regardless of if we make the playoffs or not (the way the NFC is right now 8-8 or 9-7 might get you in) at least we have something to look forward to week in and week out. You on the other hand have nothing to look forward to other than Jason Campbell.

[MDS]

Repeat.

[Quasimoto]

What Jerome said.

[JPM21]

The taterskins franchise is extremely poorly run. It's honestly mind-boggling. Trading a 3rd rounder for T.J. Duckett? Trading 2 2nd round picks for Rocky Mcintosh? Actually paying Adam Archuletta money to play football?

But what are we supposed to do? I was born in northern Virginia. I've been a taterskins fan since I was a little kid. What exactly am I supposed to do? I have to keep rooting for them. I have to keep going to the games and supporting MY team and defending MY team.

When they get on a good run like last season at the end of the year and the playoff win in Tampa Bay, it's really fun and easy to root for them. And when they play like shtein like they have this year it sucks and it's hard to stand by them but what other choice does a true fan have.

I absolutely refuse to believe you actually think taterskins fans are bigger iceholes or worse people than Cowboys fans. You can tell me that 1,000 times and I still won't believe you. They are the lowest of the low.


Just remember that the taterskins are constantly laughing at the Eagles too. It's so funny to us how you guys come down to D.C. every year with your chests all puffed out like you are the greatest franchise on earth. Even if you all somehow do make the playoffs this year (which you won't, schedule is too hard) you'd still just blow your load in the playoffs for the millionth time in a row. You actually think taterskins fans are more arrogant than Eagles fans?? Haha man you all need to get a farging clue, seriously. There isn't a more delusional group of people in sports than Eagles fans. The only fan base in the league that acts like they support this great, storied franchise when they have never even won the Super Bowl haha.

And they never will.