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[mussa]

 

[Sgt PSN]

I came home this morning at 8am, completely high on cocaine, and took a shteinload of naked pictures of myself looking all "sexy."

Just now, ten hours later, after the Xanax I took had worn off along with the coke, I looked at the pictures expecting to be appalled and ashamed.

But I actually look pretty good except for the patchy pubic hair, which I compulsively pull out.

[mussa]

sexay!

[Sgt PSN]

i love to eat my own Hoyda juice, and find nothing wrong with that.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people misspell the simplet of words.

I'm talking about things like "alot", or "masterbate", or even mixing up "their", "there", and "they're".

i am scared to use tampons
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So is Dani.

Yes Dani...Ms "I Masturbated Once".

No you didn't. But I promise you that your vaginal orifice is not a black hole of doom.

I know this girl who was just hit by a van. She hurt herself badly, but for some reason, I cant stop laughing about it. I feel bad, but i just cant stop farging laughing at the thought of someone getting hit by a car.

[rjs246]

I farged a turtle.

[phattymatty]

   
One time I gave a kid a lap dance. He became erect on my ass. My mom was jealous. She slapped my breast, I cried.

[mussa]

i make it a point every monday, wednesday, and friday, after a long tiring day at my stressful job, to shtein in a plastic bag while driving, and then throw it out the window wantonly at innocent drivers on the road next to me.after doing this, i feel vindicated. thanks.

[Phanatic]

So I touch my icehole and smell my finger, big deal. You read that a lot here.

But I just realized that I also do it in the middle of conversation, in the company of friends and strangers. I make it look like I casually readjust my clothes.

At least, I hope it looks like that.

[Sgt PSN]

What are the odds that one of you knuckleheads would have actually found something I posted? 

[mussa]

So YOUR the turd tosser.

[Phanatic]

I think he's the sniffer...

[Sgt PSN]

Both actually.  I sniff then toss.  Sniff, toss.  Sniff, toss.  It's like puff, puff, give but for funner. 

[MDS]

My vagine smells like garlic... I have some sort ofan infection and read on the internet that it helps. It's not helping.. now I reek! Hopefully it'll get better by Saturday bcause I think I'm going to have sex with my ex that day.

[Sgt PSN]

I live in a small town in Kansas. I've always been the artsy type..painting, photography...while most other guys around here were more jocky. Tons of guys joined the millitary after high school and now almost all of them are in Iraq. They send letters home saying how proud they are of their wives and how it must be hard for them to deal with their husbands being away.

Well do you know how they deal with it?

They farg me.

Thats right. While you are away getting your ass hot off I'm shooting myself off in your wifes ass. Thank God for George Bush. I have about 4 wives I'm currently farging because of his great leadership. I voted republican this year and then promptly went to a shipped off wives's home and came in her mouth.

[MDS]

Is that hit close to home?