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mussa

#2535
October 30, 2006, 11:18:08 AM
wow. that is pretty bad ass
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Rome

#2536
October 30, 2006, 11:20:17 AM
That's great.

:yay

Father Demon

#2537
October 30, 2006, 02:17:09 PM
That is awesome.  It should happen more.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Sgt PSN

#2538
October 30, 2006, 02:53:26 PM
How to prank a telemarketer.

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

Ha!

Feva

#2539
October 30, 2006, 03:10:27 PM
Addicting game:

http://gprime.net/game.php/3dlogic

Level 16 was the first level that gave me trouble.  Still on it.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Feva

#2540
October 30, 2006, 03:14:59 PM
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Father Demon

#2541
October 30, 2006, 04:54:00 PM
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Teen Arrested for Raping His Mother

Oct 28, 2006 12:36 PM CDT
   Teen admits to raping own mom to get revenge on brother

Albertville, Ala. -- Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.

Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.

It's a twisted crime that police say Helms admits.

"From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother," said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.

It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim.

Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started.

"During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son," said Smith.

That's when, according to the police report, the mother "tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished."
"It's totally sick is what it is," said Smith.
Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother.
Smith says it's hard to wrap your mind around.
"Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It's just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public," said Smith.
Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Feva

#2542
October 30, 2006, 05:02:53 PM
That's farging sick.

Shouldn't be long before he's walking around with his mother's name tatooed on his forehead.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PoopyfaceMcGee

#2543
October 30, 2006, 05:03:29 PM

Father Demon

#2544
October 30, 2006, 05:05:28 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 30, 2006, 05:02:53 PM
That's mother-farging sick.

Shouldn't be long before he's walking around with his mother's name tatooed on his forehead.

FTFY.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

rjs246

#2545
October 30, 2006, 05:16:39 PM
So, to summarize:
1. Family lives in a trailer park.
2. Brothers dating the same girl.
3. Mother is passed out drunk.
4. Son rapes drunk, passed out, trailer park mom.

Stereotypes exist for a reason, hippies.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#2546
October 30, 2006, 06:02:10 PM
God Bless America.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

General_Failure

#2547
October 30, 2006, 10:39:54 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 30, 2006, 05:16:39 PM
So, to summarize:
1. Family lives in a trailer park.
2. Brothers dating the same girl.
3. Mother is passed out drunk.
4. Son rapes drunk, passed out, trailer park mom.

Stereotypes exist for a reason, hippies.

I can't stand those motherfargers.

The man. The myth. The legend.

rjs246

#2548
October 31, 2006, 07:27:20 AM
Who, hippies? Good.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Butchers Bill

#2549
October 31, 2006, 09:43:17 AM
[Dirty Harry]

You want Jesus punk??  We'll here ya go!

[/Dirty Harry]
I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
I once believed in causes too,
I had my pointless point of view,
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right.
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