Turnovers, Dropped Passes, Penalties, Fumbles = STUPID FOOTBALL TEAM

Started by PhillyPhreak54, October 22, 2006, 04:06:44 PM

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Don Ho

Quote from: Eaglez on October 22, 2006, 04:14:23 PM
This is nuts. I still can't believe what I've just seen. Are they sure he made it???!?

For some reason, I just KNEW he was going to make it. I had this really sick feeling in my stomach.

Gods honest truth here.  There was a chick at the sportsbar with this dude who was in his McNabb jersey and birds cap.  First time I ever saw this guy.  He was getting into it with the rest of us.  Booing and bitching in the first half, ecstasy until :04 seconds.  His chick was dragging all game.  She was either hungover or real sick.  After that first half I felt the same way.  after the shock, dismay, suicide plans, punching my son in the mouth, I look over and the chick is holding on to her guy, barely able to stand.  Next thing I know I see the manager with his mop and Clorox bucket cleaning up her yak.  just a great ending to a super morning.
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Don Ho

Quote from: Eaglez on October 22, 2006, 04:28:10 PM
I hate being the laughing stock of the league. This is utterly dejecting.



as well as my wife and son.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Father Demon

Me, Phanatic, and our families are sitting at Buffalo Wild Wings watchingthe game.  With the Bucs lining up for the kick, the MANGER of the place comes over and starts giving us shtein.  When the kick goes through, he starts laughing at us and the Eagles, while we are spending money in his place.  I swear to God it took every ounce of restraint I had not to punch the farger in the mouth. 

farg Buffalo Wild Wings.
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Don Ho

Quote from: Father Demon on October 22, 2006, 06:34:55 PM
Me, Phanatic, and our families are sitting at Buffalo Wild Wings watchingthe game.  With the Bucs lining up for the kick, the MANGER of the place comes over and starts giving us shtein.  When the kick goes through, he starts laughing at us and the Eagles, while we are spending money in his place.  I swear to God it took every ounce of restraint I had not to punch the farger in the mouth. 

farg Buffalo Wild Wings.

torch the farging place!  great for public relations.  I'd go back later tonight when he;s alone locking up and introduce the upside of his head to a Louisville Slugger.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Drunkmasterflex

Quote from: Father Demon on October 22, 2006, 06:34:55 PM
Me, Phanatic, and our families are sitting at Buffalo Wild Wings watchingthe game.  With the Bucs lining up for the kick, the MANGER of the place comes over and starts giving us shtein.  When the kick goes through, he starts laughing at us and the Eagles, while we are spending money in his place.  I swear to God it took every ounce of restraint I had not to punch the farger in the mouth. 

farg Buffalo Wild Wings.

That is the same place I was for the game and I was sitting next to a Bucs fan for the entire game and everytime the Eagles had the ball on offense he shouted "break their legs".  He actually caught me with an elbow while I was running out, he has jumping up I as I was leaving.  The whole bar went nuts, I ran because I knew I would fight someone if I stayed.
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QB Eagles

Bucs fans are right down there with Skins fans. They're the worst. Makes this loss all the more painful.

Drunkmasterflex

Quote from: Don Ho on October 22, 2006, 06:38:10 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on October 22, 2006, 06:34:55 PM
Me, Phanatic, and our families are sitting at Buffalo Wild Wings watchingthe game.  With the Bucs lining up for the kick, the MANGER of the place comes over and starts giving us shtein.  When the kick goes through, he starts laughing at us and the Eagles, while we are spending money in his place.  I swear to God it took every ounce of restraint I had not to punch the farger in the mouth. 

farg Buffalo Wild Wings.

torch the farging place!  great for public relations.  I'd go back later tonight when he;s alone locking up and introduce the upside of his head to a Louisville Slugger.

I would do the same thing down here, excpept for it was all chicks that work there and they were really nice to me. 
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SD_Eagle5

Lucky for me I have a full bottle of Darvocet to help ease the pain of this loss.

Don Ho

Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 22, 2006, 06:42:11 PM
Lucky for me I have a full bottle of Darvocet to help ease the pain of this loss.

I have a full bottle of Drano.
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The BIGSTUD

Quote from: ice grillin you on October 22, 2006, 06:09:03 PM
the kick was irrelevant...it was the football gods telling the eagles that you have no business winning this game and guess what...you arent going to

He would've made it if it was 80 yards. The Eagles were just going to lose this game. That is the way things have gone this season so far.
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Drunkmasterflex

Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 22, 2006, 06:42:11 PM
Lucky for me I have a full bottle of Darvocet to help ease the pain of this loss.

You lucky bastich, I only have a 1/4 bottle of Vodka left.
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SD_Eagle5

I'm on my 2nd Darvocet and polished off a 6er during the game. Backs still hurting like a motherfarger but somehow the loss isn't bothering me as much as it did earlier.

PhillyPhreak54

I have about 18 Molson's left in the cooler.

I'm going to drink every last one of them tonight.

This is the worst loss ever (reg season). To fight back and take the lead after playing so poor only to have that fargstick kicker nail that FG is terrible. No way he makes that, I'm saying. Gruden's pissed he has to kick it. And how can the Eagles NOT get enough push to block that? To get a 60yd FG off it has to be a low trajectory. Runyan, Tra, Manute Bol, whoever should've been in there to get a hand up.

farg this hurts. Hurts bad. Starting my quest to 18 right now. Mmmmm...that's a tasty beer.

PoopyfaceMcGee

You have a short memory.  The Giants loss just a few short weeks ago was way worse than this.

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