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MDS

#2250
October 01, 2006, 02:23:40 AM
QuoteAlthough drunken orgies may be the normal lifestyle in Charlie Sheen's Malibu community, it is not the norm in the homes of America's families.

Love this gem from the Parents Television Council.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

mpmcgraw

#2251
October 01, 2006, 02:28:20 AM
I cant wait until that generation dies off.

Too bad this new smoking ban will only slow the process.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#2253
October 01, 2006, 10:28:26 AM
It's shocking that members of the party tried to cover it up.  That never happens.

Eagles 3x

#2254
October 01, 2006, 10:52:11 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on September 30, 2006, 05:47:30 PM
Let's sign this kid... NOW!
Consider it done. This is the big back Andy has been looking for.

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member since Aug. 21, 03. I am the KING of the Lurking Bastiches!!

Eagles 3x

#2255
October 01, 2006, 11:05:56 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 01, 2006, 10:28:26 AM
It's shocking that members of the party tried to cover it up.  That never happens.

Uh, members of which party? The GOP to protect one of thier own sob's? Or the Dems so they could release the info just before the election? They probably both knew all about it and kept quiet for thier own stinking reasons.
member since Aug. 21, 03. I am the KING of the Lurking Bastiches!!

Geowhizzer

#2256
October 01, 2006, 12:53:54 PM
Politicians suck.  In some cases, apparently literally.

Sgt PSN

#2257
October 01, 2006, 01:11:52 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 01, 2006, 12:53:54 PM
Politicians suck. This one just happens to swallow.

Thought I'd tidy that one up a bit for you. 

Geowhizzer

#2258
October 01, 2006, 01:15:51 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 01, 2006, 01:11:52 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 01, 2006, 12:53:54 PM
Politicians suck. This one just happens to swallow.

Thought I'd tidy that one up a bit for you. 

I defer to your expertise in such manners, Sassy.

Sgt PSN

#2259
October 01, 2006, 01:22:29 PM
Gotta make a living some how. 

Sgt PSN

#2260
October 01, 2006, 04:32:28 PM
I ate some Taco Bell last night for dinner and there was 2 leftover beef mexi-melts.  I forgot to put them in the fridge though so they sat out all night.  I just ate them anyways. 

Father Demon

#2261
October 01, 2006, 04:32:59 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 01, 2006, 04:32:28 PM
I ate some Taco Bell last night for dinner and there was 2 leftover beef mexi-melts.  I forgot to put them in the fridge though so they sat out all night.  I just ate them anyways. 

Shouldn't this go in the Mud Butt thread?

Oh, not yet I guess.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Sgt PSN

#2262
October 01, 2006, 04:34:45 PM
Give it a couple hours. 

MDS

#2263
October 01, 2006, 04:49:40 PM
Womens field hockey players have enermous thighs. That, and the sport is retarted.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Father Demon

#2264
October 01, 2006, 05:03:29 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 01, 2006, 04:49:40 PM
Womens field hockey players have enermous thighs. That, and the sport is retarted.

Irony is great.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.
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