the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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Diomedes

Alcoholics everywhere should rise up against this stain on our reputation!!
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

Alcohol is the elixir of the devil!  Fooseball is the devil also!  DEVIL DEVIL DEVILDEIVLIDVIEIVMOEDLIEVLIELDIL!!!

Phanatic

CNN has two new school shooting stories on the front page. What up with that?
This post is brought to you by Alcohol!

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

Al Queda is attacking our children school by school. 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

"falafel thing"

That still cracks my shtein up.

MDS

QuoteYou would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back... rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water... and um... you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda put my arm -- it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it... and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard... 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs...

He should die before TO. Seconds before.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

I wish they would get caught on fire while fellating each other.  And somehow we'd know it happened without having any pictoral or video evidence of it whatsoever.  Because that sucks.

General_Failure

The irony-meter exploded on this one

QuoteAlton Verm's request to ban "Fahrenheit 451" came during the 25th annual Banned Books Week. He and Hines said the request to ban "Fahrenheit 451," a book about book burning, during Banned Books Weeks is a coincidence.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

That piece of shtein coward who shot those kids in the Amish school tied up the girls together by the feet and the shot them execution style.

Unfargingbelievable.

And think about the kids who didn't get shot. Wonder how farged in the head they are now because they happened to be tied up next to a kid who had her head blown off.

Disgusting.

Diomedes

Disgusting, sure.  But it's not news.  Why do we need to hear the details of what a deranged individiual, who is now dead, did to children?  Nothing we can do about it, nothing we can do to protect ourselves or our children.  Etc.

It's pulp news, made to sell ads.  Works every time.

There are a lot of things going on that do affect us, that we could change, which are ignored because you don't get to write molested muderer molested tied up exectuion...bla blah bla.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SD_Eagle5

writeaprisoner.com

PA profiles with pics included. For the many of you who are hard up and looking for a soul mate you can just thank me later.

MDS

I will only if I get a congicial visit with Daisy Hernandez/
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/10/04/foley.ap/index.html

QuoteWASHINGTON (AP) -- A senior congressional aide said Wednesday he told House Speaker Dennis Hastert's office in 2004 about worrisome conduct by former Rep. Mark Foley with teenage pages -- the earliest known alert to the GOP leadership.
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Worst Congress Ever to match Worst President Ever.

Had enough of the Republican family values dream yet, America?


There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger