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mussa

#2175
September 28, 2006, 08:00:48 AM
How do you get a 3 yr old to drink liquor?
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Diomedes

#2176
September 28, 2006, 08:28:21 AM
When I was four and my brother was three, we got loaded on tasty scnhapps, which our parents and their friends had been drinking the night before.  We were out of bed before them and found that they hade left a few not quite finished glasses within our reach. 

My mother woke to find us falling down drunk, laughing laughing laughing.  Apparently we had excellent naps later that day.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

mussa

#2177
September 28, 2006, 08:30:39 AM
they prob woke and was like farg! they are still alive
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Diomedes

#2178
September 28, 2006, 08:31:43 AM
Everyday, I'm sure.
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rjs246

#2179
September 28, 2006, 08:32:54 AM
Quote from: mussa on September 28, 2006, 08:30:39 AM
they prob woke and was like farg! they are still alive

I know that you know this, but your grammar is atrocious to the point of being unreadable.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mussa

#2180
September 28, 2006, 09:43:16 AM
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Sorry Russel, I type like I speak, not like I'm writing an offical memo, so go farg yourself

a freakin helicopter with a guy on the one side was hovering maybe 100 yrds from my balcony. i couldn't tell or not if they were police or what. why else would a guy be outside the helicopter? he just seemed to be looking down. i grabbed my camera just in case he was going to drop, no go.  ???
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MURP

#2181
September 28, 2006, 09:44:34 AM
navy seal attack.

mussa

#2182
September 28, 2006, 09:46:27 AM
Yea, no shtein. I don't know if I watch too many movies or what, but I got paranoid for a sec, thinking a bullet was going to hit me square in the chest.  :paranoid
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PhillyPhanInDC

#2183
September 28, 2006, 10:08:30 AM
Quote from: mussa on September 28, 2006, 09:46:27 AM
Yea, no shtein. I don't know if I watch too many movies or what, but I got paranoid for a sec, thinking a bullet was going to hit me square in the chest.  :paranoid

You were paranoid, and we were hoping. shtein. Hoyda sniper.
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mussa

#2184
September 28, 2006, 10:36:10 AM
 :crazy
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PoopyfaceMcGee

#2185
September 28, 2006, 12:06:40 PM

PhillyGirl

#2186
September 28, 2006, 03:34:36 PM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

General_Failure

#2187
September 28, 2006, 03:37:29 PM
Just bus them to Levittown, let them play Truman a couple of times.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyGirl

#2188
September 28, 2006, 03:41:17 PM
They clearly need to be touched by a coaching angel.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

PoopyfaceMcGee

#2189
September 28, 2006, 03:52:42 PM
This picture is funny and disturbing on many levels:

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