the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Dog snob!!

[General_Failure]

I like big dogs and I can not lie.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Sir Fail-A-Lot.

[Phanatic]

So I'm doing a gig at a Bar in the middle of no freaking wear middle America. Had a great night. Packing up at the end of the night. The bar is kicking people out. There are two rooms to the bar. One room has the band the other room the bar. We start hearing bottles break out in the bar room. WTF. Go out and there's a bunch of drunk idiots all at each others throats. Punches being thrown seemingly at random. The bar is trying to get everyone out the front door. The crowd gets more pissed off and Bottles are thrown. Finally after several mini riots by the front door they get everyone out. Shut the doors and lock em. So those riots that were inside the bar are now outside and out of control. I saw a chick jump on a dudes back and beat the ever loving shtein out of him. One guy who everyone didn't like got surrounded and pounded on by guys, and girls. It was freaking ugly. One guy got his head rammed into a telephone pole. Some chick flashed her breasts at random and I have no idea why but that just made the whole thing like a Springer episode. Finally the cops showed up and arrested..... no one. Took a report and warned a bunch of people.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Excellent.

You should've taken pics. 

[Phanatic]

I was so busy rubber necking I didn't even think of it!

[Dillen]

Ha. I have a somewhat similar story, although it's at the movies and not a bar.

It was about 5 months ago. In the lobby were a whole bunch of ethnic people, blacks, hispanics, etc. I mean a "bunch" as in like 45 or 50. Seriously. I went with a couple of friends, and we all got to witness it. Out of nowhere you hear a hispanic girl scream her head off, we look and almost every single person in that group is in a fight. No idea why. All the puerto rican girls were screaming so loud it was hilarious. There were about 6 piles of people fighting, and there were these 2 people that were beating the shtein out of eachother and all the rest of the people watching that werent fighting. You know how sometimes in a fight someone kind of grabs their opponent, hunches them over and repeatedly knees them in the chest? With those 2 people, one of the guys did that. Except it was to the other guys face 10+ times. When he was leaving he must have had a broken nose, and his entire face was bloody.  There must have been atleast 10 cop cars that came to the mall where the movie theater is. This is what the theater looked like..

I was watching the security guard. He came sprinting around the corner, saw the group, stopped as fast as he could and just stared wide-eyed. Then he sprinted back around the corner and called for backup. It was hilarious.

[mussa]

nice choice of color for the "ethnic people" 

[Diomedes]

that map is a masterpiece

[MDS]

I had to sit across from my Aunt Harriet last night at Rosh Hashanah dinner. I still hear her incessent yapping in my ear more than 18 hours later.

[Diomedes]

Ain't superstition grand?

[mussa]

that map is a masterpiece

whats even better is he actually spent time to make the map, when it was completely useless to create it in the first place.

[Dillen]

nice choice of color for the "ethnic people" 


whats even better is he actually spent time to make the map, when it was completely useless to create it in the first place.

Ha, I didnt even do it on purpose.

Map took two minutes at most. Big deal.

[Phanatic]

Well the riot I was witness too was perpetuated by a bunch of fools that'll never play Line Backer in their lives...... So they have that going for them...

So if I make a way cool map like yours the circle will be white... I guess...

[PhillyPhreak54]

I had to sit across from my Aunt Harriet last night at Rosh Hashanah dinner. I still hear her incessent yapping in my ear more than 18 hours later.

Is she hot?

Great map, Dillen.